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Boyd X Reimaging

this is the first transmision brought to u all the way frm Earth, the random clips I receve with my little doo-hicky here that i found the other day by the garbage can while i was loking for food.  got me a BIG ol cheeseburger!  anyhow, hopping this works.  So todays clip is somthin i found REEAaalllllyy educating.  like wow, i was always like running away from stuff blowing up, but not anymore, iguess:

Copy for Copy Reimaging

(Now with 30% recycled material!)

You ever want to get blown up?  You ever sit there, looking at that grenade, and just wanting to pull that pin?

You ever been hit by a pulse cannon and experience the sweet sensation of partial dissolution?  You ever wanted to?

Well now's your chance!  Come in to Copy for Copy, where we can take your image in just under sixty seconds.  Too long?  That's why we also offer Speed Imaging, for just twice as much, we will get the image done in just thirty seconds!

Once we take your image, it will sit safe and sound in our Uber Unhackable Servers* until you find yourself in front of an explosion or some other body mutilating life experience, and we will reimage you back to your four limbed** and healthy self!  Just remember, some of the brain needs to be intact for reimaging to work, so don't get too excited with your brand new pulse cannon and dissolve yourself completely!

Why be afraid of explosions?  When you could be apart of them!  Come to Copy for Copy Reimaging today!

*Just try, bitches. . .

**We also provide services for those of you with five or six or even more limbs!  We here at Copy for Copy Reimaging don't discriminate on limb augmentation or amputation, so don't be shy!

Thanks for tuning in!  my name is Boyd X and this is the uh, Boyd X Show ill be back wiht more tomorow.!!!  or somtime...