boyd x heer!1 i jst waz siting at home on mi benhc, wiht my newsspapr blancket, and this ltitle nrdy loking guy wnt runing pssed me. he sed that i was triing to kil him! Boyd X dusn't kil any1, Byod X is frendly and dusnt harm no1! anyways,he ran intoo the poilce bilding arcoss frm my park! What a wierd cop!? anyways, ig ot sum sciencey thing 2day, enjoy!
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Hi there. I know just what you are thinking. You are thinking, "I need better guns. I need bigger weapons. I need a Franatic implant." And in every single instance, you are absolutely correct. That is, if you aren't already a loyal costumer to the Carbine Institute and its various underlying corporations.
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Good question, but we have a hell of an answer. See, we here at the Carbine Institute do rigorious tests* to ensure that all of our technologies are both safe for the user and variably fatal** for the target. We regularly win the Massive Award for Destruction (MAD) beating out those Frankenstein Biology Academy fools several years in a row! Also look at our current line of products: Franatic Alloy, Ship Transformations, and the almighty Anti-Gravity! Hell, we even got a working Anti-Matter, I shit you not!
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* We use only the healthiest humans for our testing, and we take every possible precaution to ensure that the fewest possible test subjects lose their lives.
** Most of our products even have a fatality gauge, ranging from fully dissolved to just partially exploded.
*** Not that beating a bunch of quacks on the moon means much to you, I know.
thy sound sUPER sMART! i woldnt want tem mad at me tho, thy sound sUPER dANGEROUS! but not Body X, im frendly and dusnt harm no1! dont litsen to no nrdy loking cops! Boyx D fr pEACE
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