Josh had been cheating on Debby with you for a long time. Eventually, he did break up with her, as you were better in every single way. Debby hated you, she found out and she openly said she wanted you dead. She was disgusted by Josh's actions, but who could resist you? Definitely not Josh Dun.
One night you were sitting on the couch in nothing but a giant sweater and underwear. Josh had a bad day, and he really was not in the mood.
When Josh got home, he glared at you. "Not tonight." He uttered before walking to your guy's shared bedroom. What was his problem?
You walked into your guy's room to find Josh... ew.
"Josh what the fuck?" You asked.
"Baby I just... not tonight." He replied, not turning around.
There was a sudden knock on the door. You rolled your eyes and walked to get it. You opened it to reveal...
Debby.
"Slut!" Debby shrieked.
Josh came running in. "Debby what the fuck are you doing here?"
"...To take care of business." She replied angrily.
Debby then grabbed a large sword out of her asshole :0000
it wuz magecal :0000000
"gon kil u fur stel ma man xd" deb sed
"nuuuuuu jish stoop her :0O0000OOOO"
deb stab u
"JISH NU XDDDD RAWR" U SCREM
U WAZ UPSETTI
"Y U DO DIS M88888" U SED
DEBBEE LAFFS
"XD U STOOPID HO"
U DI :'(((((
JISH LAFFS N BEGUN TU STEB DEB !!1!1!!1!1!1
SHE SCREMS
"BUT U LUVED ME XDDDDDD"
deb die
jish put ur bodees in da bazement freeza
u waz bot gon turn into taco fur tylur
da end yo
