a/n: before I get into this story, I just want you all to note that I do see all of your comments. Some of them literally make me choke on my tea at times. I try to reply to most of them, but usually there's too many for me to reply to. I'm very sorry and I'll try to get better at replying. Also, e very rarely write anything on here anymore, but when she does I'll add it after she publishes it. So yeah. Have fun pals.
p.s yes i'm writing one based on rodrick because #notmyrodrick stfu
You were up late playing video games again. Rodrick was down in the basement banging on his drums like usual. He rarely ever came up to see you anymore. He tried so hard to get better but he really didn't seem to be improving.
You were in the middle of defeating skull kid (Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is my shit) when Rodrick finally came up.
"Babe what's for dinner?" He asked.
"Rodrick it's 3 am, i'm not making anything this late."
"What? Why not?" He asked angrily.
"I'm almost done with this game and then i'm going to sleep, so no, i'm not cooking."
Rodrick walked over and ripped the controller out of your hand.
"u lil betch git up n mak daddee dinna"
"ur nut ma dad!"
"stfu n mak meh sum chikin"
"dats gros"
"wot"
"chikin is nastee"
"wtf deed u jus say"
u pul sum weed frum ur bra :0000
"dis"
"eWWW U NASTEE" rodrik screms
"STFU BABEE DIK"
"it loded diapar u lil betch"
u wuz su su su angree
rodrik wuz su su angree
rodrik wet intu da kitchan n took ut a shoot goon
hu begin tu fure shot
"rodrik u pschooooo"
hu shoot u in da hed
"mak ma dinna nex tim xdddd"
hu drag ur bodee ot in too da dumpsta
u wud rot dere fur manee year to cum
~epilogue~
rodrick finally got a new girlfriend.
one night they got into a heated argument.
rodrick then left to go into the kitchen in the middle of the fight.
when he came back his girlfriend screamed in hOrrOR
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