You gracefully walked down the aisle, your long white gown flowing behind you. Pete stood at the alter, grinning at you. You loved him so much, or did you?
You finally reached the alter and stared into pete's eyes, his smile bright.
"Peter wentz... Do you take..." The priest dude started the vows.
"I do." Pete replied with a smile.
Then he moved to mine.
"I-I..." You stuttered. "I don't." You whispered, running back done the aisle and out the doors of the venue.
You were in love with someone else.
Pete knew him well, to well.
You had fallen in love with pete's cousin Gerald.
He loved you so much, he proved it before.
~One week later~
Gerald shoved you on to the bed. "Come on baby please!" He begged. He had been begging you for the past hour for a blowjob.
You really didn't want to, you loved him but he probably had a crusty 2 incher.
You sighed, unzipping his jeans and pulling it out. And how right you were, except, it wasn't even 2 inches.
"Gerald! You said it was 9 inches!" You shouted. He sighed. "Baby it's been shrinking, I don't know why, it's medical!" He replied.
You shoved that crusty ass thing back where it came from. "I'm not about that life." You replied.
Gerald screamed. He began to pry a mask off his face.
Under the mask revealed Pete.
"Pet wot r u doin?!?!?!?" u shuted.
"bby I luv u." He replud.
"bot I luved gerld."
"bby I wuz gerld da hole tim cuz I knu u wuz a ho."
"o."
Pet begin tu bet u wit a brom, it wuz hus fav brom.
u scremed ot in pan bot nubudy cam tu sve u.
evntuly u ded an pet bried u unda a gazobo an meried hus cuzin jucki.
*EPILOGUE*
evntuly u ros frum da grav an killd jucki an pet, den dere ugli kiddos.
de end.
