a/n: y'all click on this book fast goddamn
shit fam idk how this is gonna go cause i haven't shit posted in a while
i'm also super tired lmao
and i'm hungry
but like
oh well fuck it
let's get on with this shit idk man whatever this is a really good one btw lmao enjoy fuck you
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Brendon was finally going to propose. You had been waiting for four years for him to finally ask you to marry him. He was extremely hesitant because he had very bad commitment issues, but you continued to wait patiently for many years.
Brendon told you to dress fancy because he was taking you out to dinner at a very nice restaurant. You bought a new red dress and some black heels just for the occasion. Your perfect figure looked so nice in that dress, and your petite feet looked perfect in the shoes.
After curling your hair and fixing your makeup ever so slightly, Brendon told you it was time to leave. You expected the best of this place, as he described it to be extremely fancy and expensive.
"Ready to go, (iM READY TO GOOOO) love?"
You nodded as he held out his arm for you to take. You giggled as you guys made your way to his car. He was eager, and you were even more excited than he was.
After driving for a few minutes he pulled into the parking lot of a Mcdonald's. You looked at him with an irritated expression.
He patted your hand in reassurance and turned the car off. Was this a joke?
He opened the driver's door and quickly rushed to open yours. You didn't speak, this wasn't a joke.
You both made your way inside.
"You can order anything baby, as long as it's on the dollar menu." He whispered seductively into your ear.
You got chills as you got up to order. You both picked out your favorite things and as you were waiting he got down on one knee.
"Baby, I am so in love with you. Please, will you marry me?" You gave him an aggravated look and turned away.
"Maybe if you didn't propose in a fucking Mcdonald's I would say yes." You said coldly.
"ungratful bich!" he screm
u waz upsit
"fuk u!" u screm bak
hu clims ova da counta an grab a knif
u screm as hu plunge it intu ur chess
u di an brendun stab everyon else
u al di
an brendun begin tu mak u al intu hamburgas
"next!" he screms as new custamers cum in
"dis on is varee specil" hu seys tu the lade that orda
hu handes her da burga mad frum u!!1!2!!2
thu ladee sits don tu eat an screms in hOrOr
da end
a/n: this one is so good shut up
