Chapter 16

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Today, the gay guy was down here instead of at the tunnel. Remember him?

"Oh yeah, I'm gettin my dick sucked today!" Emmitt said. He's so weird sometimes, I missed that. He ran over to the guy and they started talking.

"What?" Was all Kenny said. I kept watching Emmitt. He was pulling out his dick.

"His dick is huge." Kenny said. He turned and tackled me to the ground.

"But yours is better." He said in my ear.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" I said with a smile. Out of nowhere Emmitt let out a half moan, half scream. Kenny yelped and hopped off of me.

Emmitt walked over with something in his hand. "Acid." He said, smiling. He handed me and Kenny two squares.

"Why would he give you acid of he did all the work?" I asked.

"Because I jizzed on his face. He's creepy." Emmitt said. I put the squares on my tongue and watched as the gay boy walked away.

"You're not even gay." Kenny laughed.

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When we got off our trip we went back to my house. It was midnight. It took us forever to get back, we had left the park and kept walking towards downtown.

I opened the door to my house and we ran right down the hall to my room. I guess Emmitt and Kenny are spending the night.

"I'm beat." Emmitt groaned, flopping on my bed.

"Same." Kenny said. I nodded my head and sat down, pulling Kenny into my lap. He giggled and reached up to touch my hair.

"Stop being all cute and stuff." Emmitt said and threw a pillow at us. "You're making me feel lonely and uncomfortable."

We laughed and Kenny got up to charge his phone.

"How are we gonna sleep?" Kenny asked.

"I'll take the floor. You lovebirds can have the bed." Emmitt said. He tried to wink but he's not very good so he just looked funny. I laughed and pushed him off the bed. "Ow! That really hurt!"

"Stop whining." I said, taking off my shoes and laying out on my bed. Kenny came over and layed down next to me.

"Why do I feel the need to go to the zoo?" Emmitt randomly asked.

"What the hell, man?" Kenny said laughing.

"I wanna see some penguins. Oh, and tigers! I love tigers!" He said.

"Do you think he's still high?" I asked Kenny. He snickered and nodded his head.

"Oh, so a man says he wants to see some tigers and suddenly he's on drugs. Rude." Emmitt said. Kenny and I laughed.

"You're so stupid." I said.

"We're sleeping in the same room. I could kill you." He said.

"I feel threatened."

"Good. That was the whole point."

"Go to sleep idiots." Kenny chimed in. He yawned and I ended up yawning, too. I pulled Kenny close so that we were in spoon position.

"Please don't have sex when you think I'm asleep." Emmitt said, yawning at the end.

"You're so dirty!" Kenny exclaimed.

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