It's been one and a half years since I joined the Akatsuki. Me and Deidara have also been together ever since that night with the fireworks, we've been in missions and just so much has happened. I'm happy that I opened my heart to him though because I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't.
It was about dinner when suddenly an amazing Idea came to me. I would say it in the morning though when both of them were a bit easier to anger. This was going to be amazing! My best prank yet. Suddenly another idea came to me! This would piss him off so much.
Sasori POV
It was about Midnight when (F/N) came in, I had no idea what she was doing but she looked like she was half asleep which was weird because I'm pretty sure she has Insomnia. She walked over to Deidara and flopped down beside him.
"Hn." Grunted Deidara
"Hn." (F/N) grunted back
Deidara wrapped his arms around her and pulled her closer to his chest.
Disgusting I thought Affection like that makes people uncomfortable
Neither of them moved, just laid there. Weird. I will never understand how people can devote themselves to others so willingly even though it means that they could get hurt.
Your POV
I woke up at five AM this morning so I could prepare the pranks that I was going to pull and because I couldn't stand the nightmares anymore.
I slipped out of Deidara's arms out into the hallway. I padded down the hallway, my feet making a soft thump thump thump.
I opened my door and locked it behind me. I grabbed an old bottle of weed killer from the closet before entering. I unscrewed the lid and dumped the contents down my bathroom sink afterwards I filled it up with water and but the lid back on. This was going to scare the shit out of Zetsu!
I grabbed some positive mini magnets that couldn't be seen and then some negative mini magnets that were also hard to see but would be perfect for the prank. I slipped out my bedroom door and into the bedroom beside me which just so happened to be Konan's, I slipped past her sleeping form and into her bathroom where I took the cap off her toothpaste and slipped all the positive magnets in then I put the cap back on and shook the tube. I left the room and did the same thing to Pain except I used the Negative mini magnets.
I went back to my room and daydreamed about their reactions when they woke up.
Itachi's POV
I had just finished making the pancakes when everyone heard them. We all braced ourselves for their yelling and fighting.
BANG
The kitchen door flew open and off its hinges almost decapitating Tobi. (F/N) and Hidan flew through the kitchen and landed on the kitchen table, breaking it in half. (F/N) kicked Hidan in the gut and grabbed the Pancakes that had somehow avoided being smushed.
"I WON!" She yelled "I GOT THE PANCAKES!"
"Pay up Kakazu." Smirked Deidara
"What do I owe you? Five? Ten?" Sighed Kakazu
"Twenty!" Said Deidara
Reluctantly Kakazu handed a twenty dollar bill over to a smug Deidara.
"No fair! You cheated!" Protested Hidan
"Don't be such a sore loser," Said (F/N) "I won fair and square and I won looking fabulous!"
"Your in your pyjamas." Pointed out the beautiful Kisame who was wearing a bright pink bath robe which complemented his complexion nicely
(F/N) stuck her tongue out at him and sat on the counter, eating pancakes. Sighing everyone grabbed an egg and began to eat.
"Hey, Hidan?" Asked (F/N)
"What is it?!" He growled
"Are you and Kakazu dating?" She asked
Kakazu choked on his egg.
"No fucking way—" began Hidan
"Well, that's not what he said!" She chimed
Everyone froze and looked at the horrified Hidan and Kakazu.
"YOU TOLD HER?!" Yelled Hidan to Kakazu
"I THOUGHT SHE WAS TRUSTWORTHY!" He cried back
"Wait hold up. You two are an item?" Asked Deidara
"Uhhhhh, what makes you say that, Barbie?!" Said Hidan nervously
"Well, you just said it so—"
"Stop saying the obvious!"
(F/N) was giggling Evily to herself as she ate her pancakes which means that she probably planned this all out.
Zetsu walked in looking tired but before he could even react (F/N) brought out a bottle of weed killer and screamed "DIE EVIL PLANT MAN!" And sprayed him.
Zetsu shrieked in surprise and fell to the ground withering waiting for death to come whilst (F/N) kept spraying him but after about ten minutes of this Zetsu stopped writhering and sat up and (F/N) fell backwards laughing.
"Y-your f-f-face!" She managed to choke out between giggles
"You shall die." Growled Black Zetsu "For once I agree!" Yelled white Zetsu
They stalked toward her sneering but were interuppted when Pain and Konan crashed through the kitchen doorframe— kissing?
"HA! You guys seem a little attracted to eachother today. . ." (F/N) giggled mischievously
Pain held up the middle finger and him and Konan attempted to pry their lips apart.
"How'd you do that, un?" Asked Deidara to (F/N)
"Hmmm, lets see. I put magnets into their toothpaste!" She said
"Your pure evil. . ." Muttered Sasori under his breath
"Awww, thank you!" Said (F/N) "Don't worry Pain the magnets effect will ware off in about ten seconds but I suggest you get a room."
Sighing I collected everyone's dishes and began washing them, Kisame came and joined me after Pain began punishing (F/N).
Your POV
Pain was furious but it was worth getting in trouble. Deidara wants to help me next time! We could be like the Akatsuki prank team! Kakazu and Hidan admitted that they were dating and I have a feeling something's going on between Kisame and Itachi.
Pain's called us all for a meeting this afternoon which'll be exciting, I hear it's important and it's also the reason Tobi was gone for so long and just got back this morning. I wonder if it's about the Jinchuriki or if we're getting a new member? Maybe we're all being briefed on this one big mission! I can't wait to find out!
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~Author-chan out!
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