Hisoka x reader The Little Timekeeper

Shouldn't Be Doing That

Y/n's POV: I was hanging around with my ''friends'', if that's what you call them. They're quite mean and annoying. Especially (Frenemy name), "Ay Y/n, I've been seeing you hang out with that psychopath." I gave (him/her) a questioning look. (He/she) rolled (his/her) eyes at me. "You know who I'm talking about. That guy with the red hair, I see him with The Phantom Troupe. You shouldn't be hanging around with him." (he/she) proclaimed dramatically. I rolled my eyes and looked away. I smiled a little. "I'd rather hang with him than you all. They gasped. "How dare you?!" I shrugged. "I'd do any dare." (He/she) smirked, "Oh really? I double dog dare you to follow him out in public, then splash water on him. We'd all love to see his face without all that makeup." They all snickered and I shrugged, "Fine, if I don't I'll give you $10. If I do, you all owe me $30." They nodded in agreement. I jumped off the ledge of the building, it was only 10 feet. Then I looked around, I needed to make a plan if this was going to work. Wait, never mind, that don't make sense. I ran around the block, then saw the fire hydrant. He always came around this place. A plan formed out in my head. I had to wait till 2:00, I'd loosen the fire hydrant. Then, when he walks round here I'll turn zetsu on and make sure he doesn't notice my presence before opening the fire hydrant and shoot the water in the right angle. Then, run. Simple. Just have to do it. I checked the time, it was 1:37. Plenty of time.

  (Time skip, brought to you by Pepsi, Illumi's favorite soda.)

Hisoka's POV: I walked around the block I always came around. Today was quite stressful, and the day wasn't even over. Illumi was whining and complaining about how much work he always had to do, a lot of weak people tried to take me down at the Heaven's Arena, and I still haven't seen Y/n. The Phantom Troupe wasn't as fun anymore, they all decided to "give the city a break" as Machi has said. I walked pass the fire hydrant, and suddenly, it opened and water gushed into my face, and knocked me back. The water calmed after a minute, and I found myself sitting on the sidewalk, completely soaked. I felt rage fill me as I saw Y/n laugh and run, along with a few others. I got up and ran after her. "Oh just see what I'll do with you when I catch you, I so god damn hate you Y/n." I grumbled under my breath. I finally caught up with her and grabbed her by her wrist, then pinned her to a wall, and I felt satisfied seeing her scared face...

Y/n's POV: "Why'd you do that?" Growled the dripping wet Hisoka. His voice was low and obviously angered. "Um...I was trying to prank you?" I tried. But Hisoka didn't seem to believe that and kept me firmly pinned to the wall, waiting for an answer. I sighed, "Well, Hisoka dear," I said, making my voice sound very sweet.  "I did that because you never go out anywhere without that hair gel and face paint, and you look quite very handsome without it." I said in the cutest voice I could sum up without my voice cracking. I looked up at his now very surprised and shocked face. Then he rolled his eyes, his face going back to it's usual smirk, "I know you're lying Y/n, your 'friends' dared you, isn't that right?" "Yep." "Now if I couldn't read your mind, I might have fallen for your acting. And your adorable face expressions and voice." He said, then laughed, "Well I suppose you've already done your act, getting angry at you won't dry my clothes." He let go of me and I rubbed my wrists. He looked down at himself then looked back up again, "I suppose I'll have to go change my clothes, well, see you later." He said walking away. I watched him, wondering how I didn't get killed right then and there. I sighed, I had better get my $30. I walked back to my friend's hiding spot. When I got there, everyone was laughing. "Then, the damn psychopath began making out with her, and she was moaning like a slut." My eyes widened in anger. "(Frenemy's Name)!!! What the fuck?!" (He/she) jumped. "Y/n?!" I stomped toward (him/her). I picked (her/him) up by the feet and shook (him/her). Then I took out a knife. "NO!!! Y/n please..." I paused, Hisoka forgave me, even when I embarrassed him in front of the city. I let go of (his/her) leg. Then I walked out, murmurs following.

(Haha lol. Hisoka: That wasn't even funny. Illumi: It was so funny I forgot to laugh....)