The Testing Gates

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        Y/n's POV: I woke up to something tapping at my window. I got up and walked over and opened the window. I looked down and saw Hisoka getting ready to throw a brick. He turned and threw it at my open window. Where I was. I screamed as the brick soared towards my face and hit me. I heard Hisoka say, "Oops~" as I fell onto the bedroom floor, the brick on my face. Then I heard him shout, "Headshot! At least now you're awake!"


...


"WHAT?!" I screamed.


"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!! I'M SORRY Y/N!!!!! PLEASE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!"

(Time skip, brought to you by killer clowns. Hisoka: Heheheh~)

After I had chased Hisoka down and gave him a few bruises, (Hisoka: FEW?! FEW?!) A few bruises, I went back inside and took a shower, then changed into these:

After I had chased Hisoka down and gave him a few bruises, (Hisoka: FEW?! FEW?!) A few bruises, I went back inside and took a shower, then changed into these:

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Hisoka walked in just as I finished dressing. He looked at me, "It's pretty hot outside, and you're gonna train a lot. You sure you want to wear that?" "Yeah" He sighed. "Just get some decent shoes." "Okay." I said, shrugging and getting my running shoes.

(Time skip, brought to you by my uncreativeness

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(Time skip, brought to you by my uncreativeness.)

Hisoka's POV: We decided to run to Illumi's home. It was pretty hot outside. What do you expect, it's April 25th. Haha. "Tch, the sun is so damn annoying." complained Y/n. I chuckled. 'Hm, the sun is annoying, why don't I just....' I snuck up behind Y/n. T We kept running, with me behind her. Then I saw an alley way. My plan is going to be a success. I cupped my hand around her mouth and pulled her into the alley way. "The sun isn't so damn annoying now is it?" I whispered in her ear. I let go and she shouted at me, "You piece of shit!" She began chasing me.

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(Time skip brought to you by...... (insert something funny here.)

I managed to escape Y/n's rage, and we decided to start walking. When we got there, Illumi was  leaning on the testing gates, waiting. He looked up at us. "You're late. Both of you." He informed, like we didn't know already. "Tch, nice greeting." Replied Y/n, sarcastically. Illumi glared and I smirked. "Whatever. For your training today we are going to start with a pre test." He turned to the testing gates and pointed at them. "Try opening one of the doors, without using nen." He said. She shrugged. Then walked up to the gates and started to push on it. The door began creaking open slightly, and she saw this, and began pushing harder. The testing gates opened. 'Remarkable'  Even Illumi, who half of the time never made and expression, was very impressed, you could tell by the look on his face. The doors closed again, and Y/n turned to us, "Did I pass?"


Me: Why hello there.

Illumi: Wtf

Me: Uhm.....

Levi: Dumb brats.

Hanji: HIII!!!!

Illumi: WTF!!!

Hisoka: Wrong anime guys. But whatever.

Me: Levi, you can stay, but Hanji.....PLEASE LEAVE!!!

Levi: I feel special

Hanji: Whatever, I didn't need ya'll anyway.

Me: Which reminds me, we have to go, bye!

Illumi: Bye

Hisoka: Bye my lovely fruits

Levi: Bye brats.

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