Hisoka x reader The Little Timekeeper

First Assassination

         Y/n's POV: I was knocking at Hisoka's door. That damn idiot. I swear if he left without me to the meeting place Illumi had instructed us to go to, I'll pop him. "Hisoka!" I shouted. No sound. I sighed, I guess he already left. I walked to the hotel address that Illumi gave me, cause he somehow got my number. When I got there, I saw Illumi at the entrance, waiting. He looked bored. "Yo." I said walking over to him.

 "Where's Hisoka?" I asked. He shrugged, "Wasn't he with you?" He asked. I shook my head, slightly worried, and it must have been evident on my face, cause Illumi glanced at me and said, "There's no need to be worried about him, he's always late. Usually 30 minutes late." I nodded, then asked, "And how long have you been waiting?" He looked at me, "Uh...I didn't really check, p-probably like 10 minutes." 'Liar.' I nodded again. He sighed, then turned and began leaning on the wall, "Actually, to be truthful, I've been waiting for like a hour. Just didn't want you to get worried." "Haha, I'm not worried." I lied. He smirked, "Oh, really?" I nodded. "You don't have to lie.~" "I'm not lying!" I shouted. His smirk widened, "Yeah, sure you aren't. Be real, it's all over your face." He said, then poked my cheek. "Don't touch her, Illumi." growled a familiar voice. I turned to see Hisoka, glaring at Illumi. Illumi frowned and turned to him, "You're late." Illumi growled back. Hisoka shrugged, "I was...busy." Hisoka said glancing at me, "What do you think of her?" Hisoka asked Illumi, and my arms suddenly went numb, as my whole body. I felt a deadly aura, soon realizing it was Illumi. I looked at Illumi, and he was smirking at me. "I don't know, I haven't seen her fight, or kill, but I suppose she's pretty good at both, since when I attacked her the first time I met her, her moves were flawless. Congratulations,  Hisoka you've actually picked someone pretty strong, for the first time, like, ever. If I trained her, she would probably be as strong as you, since she seems to catch on to situations pretty well." He said. I looked at Hisoka, who had a proud face, for a second, then turned to Illumi frowning. "Hey! 'For the first time?' What do you mean by that?" "I mean that you never pick anyone worth fighting really." Hisoka turned to me. I felt pretty small under both of their gazes. Then Illumi spoke up, "I'm going to send her on a assassination trip." "No." "Yes." "I doubt she knows how to kill, let alone fight." "Yeah, but still, sending her on an assassination trip will help us know if she can." "Why not ask her?" Hisoka suggested. Illumi took in a deep breath and sighed, "Hey, little girl, do you know how to kill?" He asked in the weirdest voice ever. "You sound weird when you say that." I responded. Hisoka began cracking up, while Illumi just face palmed, "Just answer me..." "Yeah, sure, I know how to kill." Illumi clapped, "See Hisoka, you know everything people say is true, it's not like we need to send her to kill someone to see if actually can, cause that wouldn't determine if she actually knows how to kill. Yep, I think she's all set for you to fight." said Illumi sarcastically. Hisoka sighed, "Fine, who will she kill?" Illumi pulled out his phone and searched, "Aha, she could fight this guy, his name is Lasnarta Mosita, He is also known as skull crusher, referring to his arms and legs that he says, 'He could easily crush skulls' with. You will kill him."

(Time skip (Brought to you by Assassination Class. Karma: Aims gun Hai, Should I pick this gun?)

  Y/n's POV: I was at skull crusher's house. I snuck in. I saw him training. "Hello Mr. Skull Crusher." I greeted happily. "What the fuck are you doing in here?!" "Uh, I don't know, maybe to kill you?" He laughed mockingly, "You think you, a little girl, can beat me?!" I sighed, "What is it with this 'Little girl' nickname? Can't you just ask me what my name is, or just say, 'You think you can beat me?' Is it such a pain?" "Shut up little girl." "You know what, tell me, why the fuck do they call you skull crusher when you can't crush a fly? I mean, I can beat you easily, and even if I weren't to kill you, you wouldn't dare kill me, you're just too scared." "SHUT UP!!!" He roared. Then he started attacking. 'I should avoid his arms and legs, but how will I kill him?' He attacked with his hands, trying to grab my head. I dodged his attacks easily, "Pathetic, you call that fighting." He got even angrier. He kept attacking as I dodged easily.

   Illumi's POV: I can't believe it. She was the fastest thing. I only was able to see the blur of her (H/c). I nudged Hisoka and he seemed just as amazed. Then, the man kicked her in the stomach. She coughed hard. "Too bad little girl. You're in a pretty dangerous situation. You should have considered the fact of you getting killed. But now..." He pulled out sleeping gas. Tch, pathetic, he's too scared to fight her while she was awake. He sprayed the gas in her face, covering his nose and mouth. The whole place was covered in purple smoke. I sighed, we'll have to save her, I guess I overestimated her. Then I saw a shadow in between the smoke. Then a laugh. The man looked up shocked. "Guess two minds think alike." Then I saw Y/n. She was holding a cloth over her mouth and nose, "I also guess that you've lost." Then she killed him swiftly. Me and Hisoka came out of our hiding place. "Damn, I thought you were a goner." Laughed Hisoka. She smiled, then fell. Hisoka caught her. "Oi, Y/n, what's wrong." asked Hisoka. I shook my head, "She breathed in too much sleeping gas. She's just asleep." Hisoka nodded. Then he picked her up bridal style. "Let's take her to my house, there's more hospitality there, plus I wanna ask her some questions." I said. Hisoka nodded, "Sure, can I stay?" He asked following me out. I shrugged "Sure"

"Me: Well, that was an interesting turn. Illumi: Tch, seriously? You just took the idea from assassination class. Karma: Yeah, but it was a good idea. Hisoka: I agree my little fruit. Karma: Stop saying that. Hisoka: Why not? Me: Well, we should go. Bye. Illumi: B- Nagisa? Karma: Wtf! Hey, I like these, nice cat ears Nagisa! Illumi: Bye. Hisoka: Bye Karma: Bye. Nagisa: Bye, and I'm not a girl.