Hisoka x reader The Little Timekeeper

A/n and a little funny chapter...

(Hey guys! I'm sorry for not updating for sooo long, even though nobody really cares about this story. Anyway, I've been sick, my left eye went blind due to an accident. So, it's been a pretty rough week, and I feel pretty upset that I have to make you guys suffer, so I decided to write a "funny" chapter, which doesn't relate much to the story, but okay.)

Levi's POV: I watched as Hisoka and Y/n made a mess of the place. "You filthy brats." I muttered. "Ooooh, Levi, we can get even filthier." Cooed Hisoka. "No, Hisoka, that's just dirty, no!" Shouted Y/n. Then Killua ran past me with Gon. "ILLUMI, I'M NOT INSECT OR GAY, SO LEAVE ME AND GON ALONE!!!" Killua screamed as he him and Gon ran. "Aw, but Kil," Illumi said running after him, "Friends are only for people aged 18 and older, and you're so cute." Disgusting. I walked off with my broom and duster. Then a titan appeared. Oh shit.

Hisoka's POV: I ran after Y/n, then we all saw.....A GIANT MUSHROOM (it's a titan, hisoka's just drunk). "GUYS, LOOK, IT'S A GIANT MUSHROOM!!!!" I shouted. "MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!!" I ran towards the mushroom, hoping to make friends with it. Then, I saw Levi chopping its head off.

Zuko's POV (idk anymore XD): I watched as everyone made fools of themselves. I turned to my uncle, sweat dropping, "I don't think the avatar is here, Uncle." What I saw when I turned was horrifying. Iroh was dancing fully naked, shaking his thing. I dropped to the ground, then started crying, "MOOOOOOM!!!! I JUST SAW UNCLE'S PEE PEE, AND IT'S BIGGER THAN MIIIIINE!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Alois's POV: I laughed at all of this. I turned to see Claude's reaction, and I found him fucking Ciel. I screamed, and cried.

   (Beware, sexual content past this point.)

Ciel's POV: I moaned as Claude thrusted his dick in and out of me. "Ngh, Claude, f-faster, aaaahh..." I moaned. Claude began pounding his dick in me, and I screamed in pleasure as we both came at the same time.

My POV: I sneezed and my nose began bleeding, this chapter was really hardcore, I might write another one if my readers found this funny. I should probably end this here...nah, I just have to add something, heheh

Levi's POV: I swear......

Illumi's POV:

My POV: That last one though. mmmm

Y/n's POV: "What is this, Hunter x Hunter, Or aot?" I asked. Then Hisoka, recovering from losing his 'mushroom' said "Whatever you want it to be baby."