Hisoka x reader The Little Timekeeper

{Insert A/n here}

Hi guys!

Illumi: Hi.

Me: I wasn't talking to you.

Illumi: Tch, not like that's rude or anything.

Levi: Shut up you dumb brats, the readers are watching.

Eren: You mean reading?

Levi: ....Yeah, whatever brat.

Me: *takes in deep breath and lets go*  Guys, will you please let me speak?

Levi: No one here to stop you.

Me: .....aaannnyyywaaay, as you people can see, this is not a ch-

Readers: Where the hell is the chapter?!

Me: Uh, this is not a ch-

Readers: You know what, why do I even read these?!

Me: Uh.....

Levi: Guys.... SHUT UP!

Readers: ....

Me: Thanks Levi

Levi: No problem.

Me: As you all see, this is not a chapter. I have an author's note, obviously me, and it says

I NEED IDEAS!!! FOR MY AOT FANFICTION AND THIS FANFICTION!!!! *goes on rampage*

Levi: By the walls, Author chan, calm the fuck down.

Me: No Levi, cause unlike puss in boots here, I actually kick ass just fine on my own. *chuckles* Get it? I just made a Shrek joke.

Levi: Shrek is love...

Illumi: You know, this is not how I imagined meeting my heros.

Me: Who cares baby dick?

Levi: If you guys don't get the references, just watch the video above.

Me: Bye.

Levi: Tch, bye.

Illumi: Bye