Hisoka x reader The Little Timekeeper

Training

        Y/n's POV: I woke up in a room filled with people. I mean, like, only 3 people were there. Killua, some guy who looked like a butler, and a maid. I looked around at all of them. "Where am I?" I asked. Killua ran up to the bed I was in. "Hey Y/n! You're in the maid's dorm." I looked around. Pretty fancy maid's dorm. The butler walked up to me. "Are you in shape to walk, or get up at least?" He asked. I got up, jumped out of the bed, and stretched. "Where are Hisoka and Illumi?" I asked. The butler glanced at me as he was taking out a few pills, "They're waiting for you in Illumi's room. I ran to the door when the butler stopped me. "I advise you to take these pills, they will clear up your head." He said, and I swear I saw him hide a smirk. "Sure!" I replied, smiling brightly. He gave me a glass of water, which looked weird. I hesitated a moment, seeing Killua's dark expression. Then I took it politely, "Thank you, sir." I took the pills and drank the water he gave me. Then walked out of the nurses dorm. I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my head, and my stomach felt as if it had been flipped upside down and inside out. I felt nauseas. Then started throwing up. "Ugh!" I screamed. I decided to calm down and find a way to get better. I held my breath, let my body calm down, then took in a sharp breath, and breathed out slowly. I suddenly felt better, and reminded myself not to take candy from butlers anymore. I began walking towards a path, leading somewhere. I decided to call Illumi, he could probably tell me where to go.

Illumi: "Hello."                                                                                                                                                      

                                                                                                                            Me: "Hey, I'm lost in wonder land..."

Illumi: "What- oh, you mean our forest."

                                                                                                                                                                               Me: "Yeah"

Illumi: "Where are you exactly."

                                                                                                                                                      Me: "In......a forest......"

Illumi: "No, I mean, are you near the maid's dorm or-"

                                                                                                                      Me: "Yeah! Near the maid's dorm!"

Illumi: "Okay, we'll be there. Just stay where you are."

                                                                   Me: "Kay, bye, and do you have pets that look like giant dogs?"

Illumi: "Yeah, why ar- oh, just stay calm. And don't move."

                                                                                                                                              Me: "Kay, bye."

Illumi: "Bye."

I turned to the gigantic dog, and said, "Hi there." The dog didn't seem too pleased with my greeting. "Uh, okay then, don't kill me." The dog still didn't seem pleased. I sat down. "Oookay then, what would you like to talk about?" The dog growled in response. "Uh, haha, yeah, I like that too!" Then it started chasing me. I jumped up and ran...towards it. "Hey, do you like playing with squeaky toys?" I asked. I held out a red squeaky ball. Then I threw it as hard as I could. The most amazing thing happened right then and there. The dog chased it. I whistled. "Yeah! You go! Get that squeaky toy!" The dog caught it and ran back over to me. He dropped the ball at my feet. The thing was covered in saliva. And it was ripped in the middle. I picked it up anyway and threw it again. The dog bounded after it. "Hey Y/n, are you okay?" I heard the famous voice of the one and only, Hisoka! I turned around to see Hisoka running over to me and Illumi surprised at his dog chasing a red ball. Then he walked over to me. How did you do that?" asked Illumi. I shrugged. Then I heard thundering paw steps behind me. "Oh noo..." I groaned. I turned around. The dog stopped and put down the ball, or the remains of it anyway. I bent down to pick it up and felt a big glob of something fall on my shoulder. It ran down my shirt and some of it dripped on my leg. Dog saliva. "Ugh." I murmured. I heard Hisoka laughing and Illumi shouting at the dog. "Bad Mike! She was inside the walls, not outside!" As Mike whimpered under Illumi's shouting I turned to Hisoka and threw a glob of saliva at his face. He was laughing, and the saliva entered his mouth, "UALGHA!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK Y/N!!!" I laughed as he spat the saliva out. Illumi turned after scolding the poor child (Mike of course, poor poor child) and said, "Let's go to my mansion, you two could take a shower and change, then we'll talk." I nodded and Hisoka just grumbled.

Timeskip (Brought to you by GEICO, let's go places. Illumi: Shut up, you're not good at ads)

When me and Hisoka finished taking a shower, NOT TOGETHER, (Hisoka: Heheh...) Illumi began talking about my abilities. "You know, if you had a trainer, you could be stronger than Hisoka." "Ehem, I'm right here." Hisoka said. "Maybe, if I trained you, I could make you a great assassin, I mean, if you want to be one." I thought for a moment. "What do assassins do?" I asked. They both sweat dropped. Hisoka broke the 'How the hell do you not know what assassins do' silence. "Assassins kill people for a living. They get a lot of money, and they're usually in groups or family's, like Illumi's." "Oh." I thought about that for a minute, "Sounds like fun!" I cheered, smiling. "You really are bright, aren't you?" asked Illumi rhetorically. I nodded happily and he face palmed.

(Well, that was fun. Illumi: We didn't even have to make this chapter, but author-chan was simply itching to tick me off. Me: Heheheh, MOOOO!!! Hisoka: Oh. My. God. IT'S A MAGICAL TALKING COW!!! *chases author chan* Illumi: Well then... *screams of author chan in the background* Illumi: Bye guys, thanks for all the views and votes on the story, One bloody World, feel free to drop a comment down below and give us some ideas, I mean, if you're liking this story. So bye and HISOKA AUTHOR CHAN IS NOT A COW!!! *chases Hisoka*)

Kukuku~ Hisoka.