Hisoka x reader The Little Timekeeper

Staying

           Hisoka's POV: I was driving along the trail that led to my house. Y/n was asleep, and I didn't want to wake her. I was driving quite fast, and I guessed since the car was stolen, I would have to park it somewhere far from  my house. I parked the car and picked up Y/n bridal style. I didn't bother to lock the car, since it wasn't mine. Then I started home. I walked slowly, making sure she didn't wake up. When I got to my door, I checked the door knob and it was unlocked. I just opened the door, not minding if I got robbed, nothing precious was in there anyways. I laid her in my bed and decided to take a shower.

(Timeskip, brought to you by L'Oreal, cause we all know Hisoka's worth it. Illumi: Hisoka's not...)

Y/n's POV: I woke up, blinked, then propped up on my elbows to look around. I was in someone's house, I dunno who's, but the bedroom was BIG. I made a move to get out of the bed, but I felt something tug me back. Weird. I turned and saw Hisoka. Tch, must be his house then. I saw a pink faded strand connect my back to his finger. Eh? I was pretty sure he was asleep, you can't use nen when you're asleep. I tugged away from him but the pink strand would not come off. Then Hisoka opened up an eye lazily, "Just where do you think you're going?" I swallowed hard, "Um, I wanted to go home." He closed his eye, "Nope, it's too dark for you to go anywhere." I sighed, then flopped down on the bed, faking a surrender. "Fine, can I go to the bathroom then?" He paused, and I hoped he wouldn't say no. "Fine," he surrendered, "But if you aren't back from the bathroom in 5 minutes, I will look for you." I nodded quickly, and the pink strand faded. I rushed into the bathroom, then I noticed that I wasn't in my normal clothes. I had long pants that were cuffed up, a big red shirt, and no bra on. Did he just...? I stormed out of the bathroom, forgetting my escape plan. "Hisoookaaa!!!" "Present." That angered me even more. "Did you change my clothes?" "It wasn't me, it was some magical unicorn." I face palmed. "And I suppose that magical unicorn was you?" "Heh, no need to be embarrassed, your size isn't that bad." I blushed. "W-well where are my clothes?" I asked, changing the subject. "In the dryer. Downstairs on the basement." I grumbled angrily as I stormed out of the room.

Hisoka's POV: I chuckled, she was really quite amusing. So was I, the magical unicorn worked perfectly. I guess it did. 'No it didn't dumbass.' I jumped, wtf?! Did she just talk to me in my head? I sighed, whatever. She was a very interesting fruit, but I completely forgot to ask if she knew how to fight. Wait, I can ask her now. 'Do you know how to fight, miss?' I asked her through my mind (Guys, note that when there's a  '  they are talking through their minds.) There was no answer, for a moment, then she answered, 'Yes. Why?' 'Oh, nothing.' I answered back. Then the door opened, "Hisoka, I'm leaving." Announced Y/n. "No, you're not." She pouted, which was sooo cute. "Why can't I leave?" "Cause I said so." She turned, "I'm leaving." She said softly. I connected a strand of bungee gum to her, then pulled her back into the bed. "I did say you aren't." I stated matter o factly. She sighed. "Then, do you have headphones?" she asked. I pulled out the neko cat ear headphones. (One's above) "Here, keep these, they're my sister's but she doesn't breathe anymore." Her expression suddenly turned pained, "Sorry." She said sadly. I shrugged, "She was annoying, so I don't miss her." She sweat dropped, taking the headphones, "Savage."

Y/n's POV: I took the headphones he gave me, they were weird but so cute. I put them on, then plugged them into my phone. I turned on "Migraine" by Twenty One Pilots.

(Well that was short. Hisoka: Yeah, shorter than my di- Illumi: I'm sleepy, can we say bye and leave already? Me: Okay, bye. Hisoka: Bye my little sweet precious fruit, I will see you later my amusing little- Illumi: He means bye, so bye.)