Offended

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Idk if this is counts as interracial, but I say "curly hair" once, so ig it counts.

Continue...

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You and Ryan were just being lazy today. Ryan was scrolling through Netflix, finding something for you two to watch, when you stopped him.

"RYAN, STOPPPP!1! CLICK PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!!1!" You basically screamed at the top of your lungs.

Ryan plugged his left ear since you were sitting left of him.

"I think I'm deaf in my left ear now," He said while laughing. "but why do you girls even like Pretty Little Liars? Just about a bunch of dumb-" you cut him off with your look threatening his entire existence.

"Did this bish just-" you said while looking around. You smirked and started singing the theme song at the top of your lungs.

"GOT A SECRET, CAN YOU KEEP IT?" You started.

"Oh god no." Ryan said, ready to get this over with.

"SWEAR THIS ONE YOU'LL SAVE!" You said getting closer to him.

"BETTER LOCK IT, IN YOUR POCKET! TAKING THIS ONE TO THE GRAVE." You exclaimed climbing on to of him.

He tried to push you off, but made you cling onto him tighter.

"IF I SHOW YOU, THEN I KNOW YOU WON'T TELL WHAT I'VE SAID!" Ryan started fake crying.

"Make it stop!" He whined.

"NEVAAAAR!" You said while laughing before finishing the song.

"CAUSE TWO CAN KEEP A SECRET," Ryan was about over it at this point.

"IF ONE of them is dead!" You exclaimed once more while slowing down the end.

"Is it over?!" Ryan says while his face is in the couch.

"Depends, don't offend me and it won't happen again. Deal?" You said flipping your curly hair and holding your hand out.

"Deal!" Ryan sighs of relief and shakes your hand.

Ryan continues to scroll through Netflix until he offends yet another one of your favorite shows and the cycle begins once more.

Guess he didn't learn his lesson.

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Holy shiz if I'm not bad at updating. :))

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