Us | Ryan Higa Imagines

Pizza

Y/b/n = your bestie/bestfrann name

Your POV

I wake up to an empty bed, once again. I sigh and check my phone.

12:37 PM and a text from y/b/n.

Mainbiatch😜👌❤️

Yooo, getcho lazy ass up and come hang out w me. It'll be v v fun. 😇🙃

I set down my phone and hop out of bed.

Just another day of feeling unwanted by my other half. I thought as I began walking to the en suite bathroom.

Ryan has been so distant lately and I have no idea why. We used to always talk and laugh with each other but then, that all vanished so suddenly. He would walk be out a lot, ignore me completely and just, not care.

I walk to the mirror and grab my toothbrush. I put toothpaste onto the brush and start brushing, and thinking.

Why the hell has Ryan been so distant? What the hell did I do? Why the hell and I starting my sentences like this? Does Ryan plan on leaving me? Finally, a sentence that didn't start with what or why the hell. I laughed at my own thoughts, and sighed afterwards.

I got into the shower afterwards and got dressed in (top, pants/shorts, & shoes.) I soon curled my hair and headed downstairs.

*33.5 minutes later*

I soon hear a honk outside of the house. I jump up and make my way out the door. I hop into y/b/n's car and she/he makes her/his way to the mystery destination.

She/he pulls up to this local pizzeria place that had a retro diner type vibe to it.

We go to a booth at the back of the diner. We wait until the waiter comes to take out order.

While we were waiting for the waiter to come, I spot a familiar face walk into the pizzeria, but that familiar face wasn't alone. It was Ryan with what appeared to be his side bitch.

They were extremely handsy with each other and giggly. The waiter took their order and I was just staring at them the entire time.

Apparently the waiter had made his way to our table, but I was still so caught up in Ryan and this mystery hoe. Y/b/n snapped me out of it when she/he kicked me from under the table. I jumped and ordered what I wanted. I have him/her a death glare once the waiter left.

"What the hell was that all about?! Why were you just-" She cut herself off when she turned around to see what I was looking at.

Ryan and the thot he was with started making out and the tongue in it was visible. Thy were practically pushing each other to 'fight for dominance.'

I about had enough of it and was about to get up, but the waiter came back with our drinks.

"Thank you." Y/b/n and I said in unison.

I drank from my drink a little bit and then got up with my drink. Y/b/n did the same knowing what I was about to do.

We made our way to the table where the two whores were sitting. Ryan looked like he had saw a ghost. The girl looked at me with a disgusted look. She was about to say something until I started talking to y/b/n.

"I got Ryan." I said. "I got the thottie." Y/b/n said.

We both threw the drinks on them in unison. We then threw the cups at them as well. They looked like they were beyond pissed. I don't know why, they were the ones being unfaithful.

We walked out of the diner, but soon turned back remembering we had a pizza to be served. Ryan and the hoe was talking to the manager when we waved to them. They looked pissed/terrified.

The manager was in the middle of walking to our table when the waiter from earlier came back with our pizza. He stopped in his tracks and just stared at us. We looked at him and stared back, eating our pizza.

He started walking towards us again and we got out pizza and dipped.

I never had to deal with Ryan again since I changed the locks on him  and threw his shit out of the window.

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