Hollywood Undead One-Shots

What Do I See? Nothing At All!

              !!Fluff !! Blind AU!!

(Danny)
I heard the beeping of my alarm clock, then it goes quiet. George, my coworker and best friend, shakes me to see if I'm awake "Alright George I'm awake" I chuckle out.

He sighed "you know I have to do that to see if you're awake" "I know" I felt myself go up a little, George must've gotten up.

"We're going on tour in a little so I'll help you get ready" he said. I slowly got up and I felt my way around the room, life is a bitch when you're fully blind.

George helped me get to the bathroom. He helped me brush my hair and teeth, we soon walked slowly downstairs "why did we get a house for people who see where the fuck they're going?" I asked sarcasticly, George chuckled at me "because it's fun to watch you get annoyed at it" we both laughed and continued to the kitchen.

By the smell, I think George is cooking up some bacon and toast. Around a few minutes later I heard the plate get placed in front of me. I felt for the food thats on the plate untill I grabbed something. I put it to my mouth and I realised it was a piece of bacon.

I finished my food and I wasn't sure if George was done with his plate "hey you done?" I asked "yeah I just got done" George replied "whelp, we gotta get dressed"

He carried me back upstairs since we were running out of time, George put on his clothes then helped me with mine.

The rest of the guys didn't know that I was blind so I had to pretend I wasn't feeling good so that I didn't have to preform. But I think I want to give it a try. George put my sunglasses on me and we made our way out the door.

[Preformance Time!!]

It's time, George went to take me off the stage before I stopped him "no, I want to give this a try" he chuckled and walked me back to where I was standing "okay your mic is here and you can stand here and sing while we be retards or you can be a retard with us" he said, moving my hands to the mic.

"Okay we're starting" George whispered to me. "WHAT IS UP EVERYBODY? LETS FUCKING PARTY!" I heard Jordon and George yell. I heard War Child starting and I knew my part.

I like to get my fuckin fade on

I'm feelin sexy I'm like ooh!

Then Jorel started singing with me.

Them haters tryna get they hate on

But I'm too sexy I'm like ooh!

Then the rest joined in

I'm like

I'm like

Like a war child!

Im like

Im like

Like a war child!

"ALRIGHT!! LETS GO!" Jordon yelled.

Up in the club like "What's Up?"
Got a little money, I'mma run a muck
Dudes look at me like

"He's drunk"
Girls look at me look at me like "That's whats's up"

Girl you're a dime, I'm a diamond
I'm diggin' that ass like I'm minin'
Dime sack hidden in my beat up truck
Watch my back as I roll this blunt

Dylan started singing with Jordon for the rest of it and we all sang.

A little bit after the song ended I chuckled "Okay so, I'm just gonna get this off my chest because I've been keeping this for most of my life" I said "I'm blind, but I don't care! I love you guys and I love all you amazing fans!"

I could tell George was okay with this because he came up to me and said "you crazy but amazing motherfucker" I laughed and hugged him.

We finished the show and we all stepped off stage "so, you've been keeping that in eh?" Jordon asked "yes and George was the only one who knew" I replied. I felt multiple arms go around me, okay, it's a group hug.

They all pulled away and I relaxed a bit "sorry not used to that" they all laughed a bit "don't worry, you will" Dylan said.

(Probably the best request I've gotten, this was fun writing this! Thanks Rosethecarrot !!)