Being Lana

Chapter 7: Do I have Dementia?!

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'From a small town cruisin' thru the big city

Where the fellas are cute and the girls are pretty

It's our world so you know it's going down

I ain't got a lotta money but I got a lotta style

What what'

Top down by Fifth Harmony was at the moment blasting through my car because I'm cool hehehe

The part that describes me at the moment is sung by Camila of all people. Wait a minute...

Shouldn't it be Forth Harmony now because... how can I put it...

Camila basically left the group taking the last harmony with her, which triggered the separation of the Harmonizers in two groups.

I pulled up in our entrance behind Rob's car. The twins must be home-meaning two hurricanes are causing devastation right now. Shoot.

I turned the car and music off, and just sat in my quiet car. The only thing you could hear was my calm breathing. I shut my eyes and took three deep breaths.

I sighed. I am going to miss this quietness.

I opened the door and was hit by a heat wave which took me that off guard that I had to hold onto my car door for dear life.

Dramatic much...

Just shut up. Did anyone ask you, or something?

I'm truly hurt *rolls eyes sarcastically*

I rolled my eyes for real now and made my way to our door.

Standing in front of the door, I already could hear a whole Kindergarten. I can imagine that our old neighbors were throwing a huge party after we left.

But why didn't anyone care to invite me? Heh? Only I am the one that was affected most by the destruction of Zara and Jake! I am still affected most for Pete's sake...

...and damaged, if you ask me.

I took my keys out of my pocket and opened the door, trying not to make the door creak. I had to get myself to safety first. Now everyone is on its own!

I opened the door a little bit more and listened like a ninja. The noise was coming from upstairs.

Shit, my room!

I fully entered our house and closed the door the quietest I could manage. My heart was beating furiously, while sweat was prickling down my forehead.

I squatted down to take off my shoes but damn... it hurts! After falling to the ground, I risked to try to accomplish the impossible again after miserable fails in the past.

Gurl, don't exaggerate! It is just impossible for you.

AHEM!! I hope you got the message...Where was I again? Thank you so much for interr-

You want to fail again after countless fails and blow your cover, Miss-I-know-everything-better.

Just shut up! Shut up, shutup, shutup, shutup, shutup, shutup,shup, shup, shup?... Oh my gosh, you got me dizzy, AGAIN!

Okay, I, Lana Thomas want to try IT again, the *drum roll, pretty please with McDonald's on top* ...

... the Asian squat.

Hoe, don't do it...

My hands were shaking, I positioned myself.

Oh my god...smh

NO WAY! She feared, she tried and... she scored!

Wait, this can't happen. She loses the balance, she shrieks, and she... falls *uncontrollably sobbing*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

Are you finished *shaking her head in disapproval again*? Nope, nope she is-

-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

What is wrong with you? Breathe! YOU'RE NOT A FREAKING BADASS BANSHEE LIKE LYDIA MARTIN, WOMAN!!

The ceiling was suddenly in my line of vision. The fall couldn't be stopped anymore. I closed my eyes and let the darkness of my heart greed me. I landed on my back, crushing my pride and ego at the same time.

"LANA IS HOME!"

Suddenly I was feeling a weigh that broke me out of my depressed state. My eyes popped open and I cried out in pain because the twins jumped both on my stomach.

If I had something in my stomach, I'd have unloaded everything right here, right now... But actually that doesn't sound like a lesson that bad, does it?

"ZARA AND JAKE! GET OFF ME!" I shouted, not achieving anything. They tried tickling me but it was like pinching.

"NEVER!" they both said in unison.

I just gave up and lie back down. The less I react the quicker they both lose interest in torturing me.

"Twins, let go of you sister!" Rob's voice echoed from the living room, "I have ice cream!"

"ICE CREAM?" all three of as said the same time. We all looked at each other in silence, and said again in unison "Hey!"

Again, we observed each other, narrowing our eyes, and said "Stop, saying the same thing I am saying!"

"Kiddos, the ice! It's now half eaten," Rob's singsong voice was heard from the kitchen.

Zara and Jake got off me, while I sat up never losing eye contact with them. Suddenly Jake uttered a battle cry, and yelled during taking off "MINE, MINE, MINE!"

Zara ran after him and jumped on top of him like Mr Moseby always did in 'The Suite Life of Zach & Cody'.

They were rolling on the ground like sumo wrestlers, arguing about who gets ice cream.

I used that time they were preoccupied and took finally my shoes off and creeped to the kitchen. Rob was sitting relaxed on the counter with newspaper in his hand and sipping something.

"Where is my ice cream?!" I asked Rob agonized and desperate, appearing on the opposite side of the counter, in front of him.

"In Walmart," he said absentmindedly, turning the page without looking up at me.

That send my world to pieces, "Why would you tell us we have some then? And please don't tell me 'It works every time' I know it does," I said offended, hitting my head on the counter multiple times.

After finishing the page he was currently reading, he closed the papers, took a sip from his mug and finally reacted to the tantrum I was throwing, "Are you done?"

I hit my head against the hardwood counter one more time to make a point, and pushed myself back up, leaning on the counter with a gloomy expression on my face.

Rob got out of his seat and went to the sink, while speaking "Before I forget it, Lana, Carter and Susan are coming back on Saturday from that trip they took with the Wood's."

Carter? Susan? I don't know-

Then it clicked. HOLY MOTHER OF NETFLIX.