The Right Answer

salutations 2

Josh froze, unable to speak, or do anything. He could feel his skin burning red, and at the loud intake of breath Tyler joined him again, listening at the door.

Before they realised, the door quickly swung open to reveal Kelly's embarassed face and Angie, as always, keeping her calm. Josh said nothing, he couldn't think of anything, let alone say something. Tyler surprised him. 'Salutations,' he blurted loudly, and Josh sniggered, covering his mouth and smiling at Tyler.

'Come on boys, go play. Hop it!' She said, but wasn't really angry, just faintly amused, with a slight smirk on her face.

Obediently they scattered, embarassed. When they closed the door, they didn't press up against it but simply listened, ears straining. Angie quickly opened the door, hoping to surprise them, but only to see Tyler playing with the cars and Josh 'staring into space'. Again, they listened when the door firmly closed.

'So, what do we do about it?' He heard Tyler's mom whisper.

'Nothing,'

'What?'

'Once this obsession starts, it will most likely never wear off, or they are in love.'

Josh could almost hear Kelly blush.

'That's ridiculous, my son is straight thankyou very much, he is a law abiding Christian. Heterosexual.' She mumbled, though she didn't sound very sure.

Angie's laugh was clearly heard through the wall. 'Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that,' She said, stifling laughter.

Josh let out a giggle, smiling at Tyler, who smiled back and planted a kiss on his cheek, beaming and showing his dimple. Josh turned his head and Tyler immediatley kissed him again, on the lips this time, resting his arms on Josh's muscly shoulders.

'Straight. Really?' Thought Josh as the kids got more intense and he pulled Tyler onto his lap.

'No fucking way.' He thought.

Irrelevant but Im seeing beauty and the beast tomorrow with my favourite gay whoop