Words I've Never Spoken

Dear Drug Dealing Boyfriend

Dear Drug Dealing Boyfriend,

You were my ex until I realized I still love you.

Currently we are in the car sitting in a parking garage and you are being salty as fuck and it's pissing me the fuck off.

Fucking kiss me, don't ignore me.

Stop being an asshole.

Yes I was being salty but I stopped. I was being salty because you promised to take me to the beach but you wouldn't go with me. Instead you went to the back seat to take a nap. UGH!

Sometimes you piss me off. But that won't stop me from loving you. You're amazing. You said you would wait for me but I don't want to go without you. Oh.. looks like we are leaving.

Sincerely,
Your girlfriend