Doufusion

13

      "Okay," The Demon of all Horridness, C.C.C. starts,"You have a boat, you may die, I'm not responsible for any dead bodies blah blah blah all that stuff and here's a map."

She hands me a map. "Off of the train of doom, onto the boat of doom." I mutter to myself.

"Good riddance peasants!" C.C.C. yells," Don't die!!!"

                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~

           I teleport onto the deck of the boat avoiding a ton of frickin stairs and walk downstairs where I'm guessing the rooms will be.

           When I get downstairs there's 8 rooms. I walk to the one with my name on it and check it out. It looks exactly like the one on the train of doom, yay.

     I walk farther down the dimly lit hall into a dining room. There's no kitchen connecting to it.  I panic for a few seconds and then figure she wouldn't want us to die.
"Cinnamon rolls!" I yell, hoping my plan will work. It does, cinnamon rolls show up on the table.

        I hear footsteps coming down the stairs and meet them at the stairs.
"Hi!" I exclaim
"Hi?" Amber replies
"Goodnight" I say randomly and teleport to my room.

         I lay in my bed for about an hour, contemplating this quest. Wait! I sit up suddenly, I could  just teleport to the crystal! I hop out of bed and picture what I imagine the crystal to look like.

             Dark consumes me and I feel an electric current running through my body. I take a step back and break out of the dark. I'm back in my room. So... the crystal has a magical guard. I lay back down and fall asleep.

        "Hello Belign" I hear a seductive voice greet

"Hi?" I reply

"I bet you're wondering why I'm here"

"Not really"

"Yes you do!" A woman's face appears in the darkness and I jump back.

Her face is covered in scars accompanied by eyes reflecting fire and chaos.

"I have come to tell you that your Chris is at my hands, if you don't give me the Crystal of  Peregrination then he will die."

"Sweetie," I say sympathetically," we broke up weeks ago."

"Oh.... well I'll still kill him!"

"Go ahead!" I laugh," He cheated on me with my best friend."

          I'm suddenly teleported to a room with the light of fire reflecting off the wall. Chris's screams echo throughout the dungeon.

       The fire lady appears next to Chris. Her short dress of flames teasing his skin. He screams louder. She brings a knife up to his throat and slits it deep and painstakingly long. He screams in agony.

       I run towards him, and when I don't stop myself in time I run through him, like I'm a ghost.

Eh, it was time for him to go anyway. That fire lady comes up to me.

"Do you still not care for him?"

"I still hate him. May he rot in his grave." I reply

"Well, I think it's time for you to go, the others are waiting."

I snap awake with everyone sitting on the side of my bed.