Theodore
I locked off the phone after talking to Tiffany, and walked back into Mario's living room.
"You lot hitting up this Heathcross college rave thing?" I asked. They all nodded. I nodded and sat down on the sofa. Wande Coal and Burna Boy's, Amorawa was playing in the background as we all just chilled.
"Who was that?" Tayo asked referring to my phone call.
"Why you so inner?" Josh, turned to look at him shaking his head.
"Alie." I say laughing.
"What's the issue? It's a question init." Tayo started getting defensive.
"We all know it's Tiffany." Mario decided to add his two pence.
"Swear?" they all turned to look at me.
I furrowed my eyebrows. "What's this though? Reality TV? Don't you man have girls or what?" I was so confused why they were all surprised.
"I swear you stopped chatting to her though?" Tayo asked.
I nodded, "Yeah, but then we started talking again. She was mad cos me and Susan were doing a ting." I explain.
"Ah, Susan's nice though. Big booty gyal," Mario's Jamaican accent emerged.
I stayed quiet as the boys all nodded in agreement.
"So what? You and Tiffany doing a ting yeah?"
I shook my head. "No, were not doing a ting. It's official. She's my girl." I say honestly. Tiffany wasn't just some 'any girl' out here.
"Sho!" Tayo threw up the 1'arda sign.
"Theo's getting himself into relationships and that." David nodded his head impressed.
"Yeah Tiffany is pretty still. She got big brea-"
I lifted my foot and kicked Tayo in the balls before he could say another word, "Keep her name out your mouth."
He jumps back quickly, narrowly missing my foot. "Ay! Behave yourself." He screams cupping his balls through his jeans.
"I swear you've known her for almost a year now?" Mario asked.
I nodded, "Yeah."
"You smash?" Of course it was Tayo who asked.
"Nah."
"Swear?" they all turn to look at me once more. For fucks sake.
"Yes. Were we not friends before? Why would we fuck?" I say, spreading out my hands.
"You beat bare girls though." David reminds me. I shake my head and look away.
"Yeah, but this is different." I say making them all give me unconvinced look and laugh.
"You're all some soggy flowerpots man." Mario looked at all of us in disgust.
"Shut your smelly mouth. Just cos no girl loved you." David rolled his eyes. He has been in a relationship with the same girl since year 11, that's why.
"I don't need no girl to love me. Love my dick." Mario shrugs. Tayo laughs.
"What times this rave?" Josh asks.
"Starts at 8 but obviously we 're rolling through around 11." Tayo replies.
I went on my phone and scrolled through instagram to see people uploading pictures and videos of pre drinks and them getting ready with the hashtag, #heathcrossfalloff
