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Brendon: I've got a problem
Dallon: what did you do
Brendon: I'm always so sad
Brendon: the littlest things get me pissed off or mad
Brendon: my life's pretty good, no I don't have it bad
Dallon: so it's hard to explain all these feelings I have
Brendon: OH MY GOD
Brendon: you just made me so happy
Dallon: :))
Brendon: I was actually sad but now I'm happy you make me happy thank
Dallon: have you been drinking
Brendon: no
Dallon: smoking?
Brendon: perhaps
Brendon: how you know
Dallon: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brendon: ur so cute
Brendon: send me a dic pic
Dallon: bren wtf
Brendon: is that a no
Dallon: yes it's a no
Brendon: boo you whore
Brendon: at least give me your face in picture form
Dallon: good way to ask for a selfie
Brendon: shuddap
Dallon:
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Brendon: you suck at selfies
Dallon: *is way good at selfies*
Brendon: *is way good at being very attracted to you in many ways and I like your dick too*
Dallon: that was probably the weirdest compliment I've ever received
Brendon: what can I say I have a way with words
Dallon: dork
Brendon: I'm assuming you're not home then
Dallon: how'd you know
Brendon: I'm in your house
Brendon: I'm kidding I can see you're in the car in that picture
Dallon: observant young child
Brendon: I'm almost 30 stfu
Dallon: 30?? when's your birthday and why did I not know this before
Brendom: April 12th and bc you didn't ask
Dallon: I hate you
Brendon: well i don't hate you
Dallon: that's because I'm amazing
Brendon: ain't that the truth
Dallon:
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Brendon: I'm disturbed
Dallon: ;)
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wrong number - a brallon fic
Fanfiction《Currently editing grammar and plot points I didnt like. Not worth it to reread unless otherwise stated》 Brendon Urie is given a fake phone number, and texts it only to be told it was a fake one. Dallon Weekes is the man who owns the fake number, an...
