wrong number - a brallon fic

spider

I fucking swear to god this ugly ass mama spider must have had her 8 billion spider babies outside my window because I've found 10 little fuckers that look the same in my room in the past week so I'm back in the Livingston sleeping on the couch for the 5th time this week haha fuck you spiders u suck

This chapter is inspired by them tho so I guess u ain't all that bad

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Brendon: HELP ME

Brendon: QNFIEHXIJWS DALLON HELP

Dallon: what?? Are you okay??

Brendon: NO

Dallon: what's wrong ???

Brendon: THERE IS A BIG SPIDER IN MY ROOM PLS HELP ME

Dallon: are you fUcKinG kiDDinG me I thought you were dying

Brendon: I AM DYING YOU BITCH THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY ROOM???? THIS IS AN EMERCENCY I SHOULD HAVE JUST CALLED 911

Dallon: babe calm down you're fine

Brendon: uHM

Brendon: no???

Brendon: I'm not fine???

Brendon: did you not read my last texts thERE IS A FUCKING HUGE ASS SPIDER IN MY ROOM ???????? THE FUCK "YOU'RE FINE" ? WHO DO I LOOK LIKE DAL?

Dallon: sjidnws I'll swing by on my lunch break and kill it okay?

Brendon: how long will that be??

Dallon: like 30 minutes from now

Brendon: that's about 31 minutes too long

Dallon: bren I'm sorry I'll try and get there sooner ik how scared you are of spiders

Brendon: thank you I love you

Dallon: love you too. I'll text you when I'm leaving

Brendon: if I die the spider ate me

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Brendon: DAL THERE ARE TWO OF THEM I'M GONNA FUCNING MOVE I SWEAR TOGOD

Brendon: I THINK THEY ARE GONNA FUCK OF SKMETHING AND MAKE GIANR SPIDER BABIES IN MY ROOM SJKWHDKS HELP ME

Dallon: babe it'll be okay, alright? I'll leave in like 10 minutes just go into the living room and watch some it's always sunny okay? It'll calm you down

Brendon: no I can't what if they move ??? I have to watch them

Dallon: you know that's going to make it worse

Brendon: I know i know but I h a v e to

Dallon: alright alright

Brendon: I just wanna keep texting you cause you help me calm down but ik you can't I'm sorry for being annoying and scared

Dallon: never apologise for that bren, okay? You're not annoying you're just afraid and that's okay. I told my boss I needed to take my break early so I'll be there in 5 okay?

Brendon: oh my god the k you so much you're saving my life I'm so sorry for making you do this

Dallon: don't be. Sit tight I'll come save the day soon

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Dallon: holy shit those spiders were huge jfc

Brendon: right ???jsj??

Brendon: what if there's more? Like a fucking family

Dallon: there's nothing to worry about

Brendon: there's a lot to worry about idk what you're saying

Dallon: you can stay at my place tonight if you want

Dallon: you can even head over there now if you're that worried

Brendon: really? You're the best I love you

Dallon: anytime, bren

Dallon: I'll see you when I get home then yeah?

Brendon: 5 right?

Dallon: actually tonight it's gonna be 6

Brendon: aw:(((

Dallon: I'll pick up some ice cream and pizza on the way home if you want

Brendon: yay thank you

Dallon: okay see you around 6:30 then

Brendon: damn the price paid for some pizza and ice cream

Dallon: lol I gotta go. Love you

Brendon: love you too :))

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"I'm sorry for being such a pussy today," Brendon mumbled, his head resting on Dallons shoulder as they sat in the living room.

"Seriously, Bren, don't be sorry. It's not you're fault," Dallon replied, wrapping an arm comfortingly around Brendon's shoulder and pulled him closer.

"Thank you for dealing with me."

"That's not something I should be thanked for, I love dealing with you."

Brendon just smiled in reply and snuggled closer to the taller man beside him, returning his focus back to the bright tv that played Moana in front of them.

Brendon hummed along to the songs, having seen the movie half a dozen times, causing Dallon to reciprocate his smile and place a small kiss on Brendon's temple before he resting his head atop of Brendon's.

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This is kinda short but longer than a lot of the other ones!!

Posting this at 2 am cause I wanna update lol

Not edited sorry for typos