All texts shared in important times in their lives when for some reason they aren't right next to each other ?
Brendon: babe Arya wants you
Dallon: what a coincidence cause Knox is crying in the store asking for you
Brendon: why do they always cry for the other dad when we separate them
Dallon: who knows
Dallon: some weird twin thing I guess
Brendon: she's really starting to act up how do I make her stop
Dallon: how are you a parent
Brendon: idk she only listens to you
Dallon: they know my authority
Brendon: it's only cause you're literally a giant to them and will listen to anything you say bc of it
Dallon: true all I have to do is tell them to stop and they do
Brendon: I hate you
Dallon: thanks
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Dallon: remember to get the kids up tomorrow and make sure they get lunch money
Brendon: babe I can function without you right?
Dallon: brendon last week you forgot how the toaster worked
Brendon: I was high
Dallon: that only stressed my point further
Brendon: true
Dallon: I'll be back in time to pick them up from school
Brendon: what do I do if they start crying
Dallon: tell em it'll be over soon and that there is no way you're gonna let them skip their first day of school ???
Brendon: ok. Miss you
Dallon: miss you too
*next morning*
Brendon: I gave in
Brendon: I tool them to get ice cream
Dallon: BRENDON
Dallon: IT'S THEIR FIRST DAY OF KINDERGARDEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Brendon: I'm weAK I'm sorry
Dallon: just take them back when they are done
Dallon: please try and get them to not tell their teacher they slipped the first hour to get ice cream
Brendon: I'll try
Dallon: I still can't believe you would do that
Dallon: actually i can
Dallon: it's so you
Brendon: 😊😊
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Brendon: would you be able to take Arya and Knox to school tomorrow?
Dallon: yeah why??
Brendon: I may or may not have a business trip
Dallon: and you're telling me now
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wrong number - a brallon fic
Fanfiction《Currently editing grammar and plot points I didnt like. Not worth it to reread unless otherwise stated》 Brendon Urie is given a fake phone number, and texts it only to be told it was a fake one. Dallon Weekes is the man who owns the fake number, an...
