I hate waking up period. It is horrible. You either have a nioce like ANT ANT ANT ANT! or like WAKE UP!!!!. Two letters for you NO!!!!!!!! I want to sleep and wake up when I want to. Okay!!!! You know what I also hate is that when you open your eyes. Then you pull yourself up but then BAM!!!!!!! A surge of pain goes threw your whole body. Life Sucks is what you are probily thinking if not you are like Why Me? Why? Dramatic Affect. I am trying at least. Well all that happened this morning except I didn't have an alarm clock wake me up I hate that! It's horrible you never want to be woken up by this your Mom!!!!!! This is the part where your like Oh Noo! She didn't! Girl!Like Drama Queens. Bare with me for today. I just feel so Dramatic today. My neck is killing me, my arms and my legs. Not fun. At All!!!!! Snow boarding is fun and all but it really hurts when its your first time. For people who don't know I just finished my Vacation. It was awesome or as my dad says when he is 'Trying' to be cool radical man! I am not exagerating when I say 'trying' to be cool key word 'trying'. He tries to be cool a lot and I mean a lot. My dad is like a little kid not an adult. Which is really cool but really annoying at the same time. Anyway back to what I was saying, it was my first time snowboarding in like four years. Four years ago I had this sucky trainer me and my brother where taking lessons on how to snowboard (not going to say the place I went for this) well the guy only told his to go down a little bump and I mean little bump while having one foot on the grip the other in the binding. We did that for an hour it was stupid and boring ass hell. I was praying for someone to get me out of there. Anyways when it came time to facing the mountain lets just say the mountain won. I ended up not knowing what to. We where also on the end of the mountain my luck. I almost fell of the mountain, but luckally my mom saved me. I am not joking, not one bit. My board was a couple inches off the edge. That was just fantastic! It's like thanks for saving me I get to live another year!
Sincerly,
The Anon
Vote and comment people!!!!!! Please!!!!! Pretty Please with a cherry on top!!!!!
Sorry for the short chapter hope you like it even though it is short and dramatic.
YOU ARE READING
The Blog
RandomCall me the Anon, meaning Anonymous.This is my blog about everyday life and my experiences. I have to give credit to this book that I read on wattpad called the Anon. By the way best book ever! Warning this contains some swearing.
