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Bath time

Erin you are mentioned in here Em I am sorry you have not been mentioned yet but you will be soon. Okay?

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Today was just 'fantastic'. I am joking, it was horrible in some ways. Pros and Cons about today. Well for pros there's me taking my karate test to get my third degree brown belt and I believe I passed. When I accidentally looked at the paper [wink] ;) I had all A's and B's. Yay, so any ways I will defiantly find out tomorrow hopeful if all goes well. Another pro, I got the stinking test over and done with. All so my dogs don't smell bad any more. Your probably thinking 'What are you talking about?' well my dogs smell horrible because it's the time of the month when you give them a shower. They skipped last month so they smell even worst. Well this is going to be a story. So I come home from the monstrosity they call school and the room smelt really bad like pe u take a stinking bath, you reek. I look over to see two wagging tails. Looks like your taking a bath. I never expected to get a little bath my self. So Hunter my beagle hates baths. You think it is going to be so easy to take him a bath since he is so small. NOPE!!! You guessed wrong. I had to hold him with one hand while try to wash him. While he is trying to either jump out or pull you with him. Then you have Faith, my eight year old boxer, gained a couple pounds not biggie. No it wasn't a couple pounds it felt like forty. It's like damn girl what are we feeding you? I lifted her front paws in first then she couldn't get her other legs in so I had to push her. Not in a hurting way, I could not be so cruel to an animal. Then after washing Faith I smelt so bad I had to take a bath myself. I was wet before that but I needed another one but this time not from dogs. I wonder what it would be like to take a little kid a bath that is about three. I picture a mom chasing her child around the house while screaming to get home to stop. When he finally gets him I to the bathroom. Skip that beautiful scene. Well let me sum it up she ends up taking a shower with the kid. Hahahahahahahahahaha that would be really funny to see happen.

When I got done from the Karate test I got picked up from my grandpa and headed to his house. My sister and little cousins were there. I love them to death yet hate how bratty they are . They are really young, very curious children. I put them in to bed by telling them if they don't go to bed they will tickle them to death. Lets just say they are really ticklish. I tell them stories like werewolves. They ask millions of questions while I cuddle with them and they cuddle with me. When it's time for me to go they beg me to stay with them and sleep over and go to school with them. Kids are just too cute. That's all I have to say for now. Have a good day.

From the one and only,

The Anon

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