Parallax Industries is a brand new, technology advancing company! Here at Parallax, we discover new ways to fight aging, injuries, and sickness. Our main priority is to lengthen the human life expectancy and to provide an overall enjoyable living experience. We are looking at you, reaching over a hundred and ten years old while still keeping the figure of your twenty year old body.
It's all thanks to our secret formula, that is FDA approved, which is infused into the body through the respiratory system. While you are subjected to the formula, you would be seated in a comfortable room provided with complimentary books, wifi, and television. The medicating process only last about five minutes. Soon enough you'll be wrinkle free and feeling the best you've ever felt in years! The cost is affordable for all classes, both rich and poor. Parallax Industries only wants what's best for the human race, so keep that smile nice and tight and come on down to get your medication today!
HELP WANTED:
Hello there! Would you be interested in joining our crew? Parallax Industries is looking for people like you! Young or old, big or small, we need someone intelligent and dependable to help us with the overall improvement of human life! You will be paid a hundred dollars an hour and you will be provided with free lunch! Email us if you're interested!
ParallaxIndistries@email.dot
Lindsey Ballato
Founder of Parallax Industries
PO: 6666 N Coffee and Cigarettes Blvd, Belleville, New Jersey
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Never Coming Home
FanfictionYoung Frank Iero is a nineteen year old boy, born and raised in Belleville, New Jersey. After seeing an ad in the newspaper, Frank decided that he wants to work for this brand new company called Parallax Industries. Many people around town are jumpi...
