Sotus House (Sotus-Love Sick Crossover AU Fan Fiction)

SHAFT

"Whoa, slow down there shortie! Where's the fire?" Bright called out to the unsuspecting freshie walking past him. As Bright reached out to grab the shortie by the back of his shirt Bright's hand missed his target completely and ended up with a handful of ass.

Shit! This wasn't happening, the only cute little behind he ever wanted to grope was attached to his adorable face. He'd cheated!

"Toota, QUICK, slap my hand for being unfaithful to my Harry!" it didn't even seem to occur to Bright that his hand was currently still cupping the freshie's left butt cheek .

Was this dip shit really not going to drop his hand?

"You have three seconds to remove your hand from my ass." The freshie's voice was low, each word distinct. "3... 2... 1..."

A hand swiftly reached around and wrapped like a vise around the wrist of the offending hand, one of the fingers dug into a particularly painful spot. With a twist and tug, the smaller guy's shoulder rammed into his gut just below the ribcage and the whole room spun before Bright's eyes as he went flying. His head and back hit the ground with a dull thud and everything went black for a second as the air was knocked out of him.

"I warned you."

Bright stared up in a daze at his adorable face. Why was Daniel upside down? He looked angry. Did he find out that he cheated already?

"Adorable face, I didn't mean it. It was an accident. I would never, ever touch anyone else's butt but yours! Scout's honor," Bright held up two fingers as his pledge, "Wait is it two or three fingers?"

"Just leave him, he'll be fine," Toota said clucking his tongue at his deranged friend on the ground.

Turning to the little cutie pie that took down Bright with ease Toota held up his hands in a sign of surrender. Not that he wouldn't mind getting thrown around by the feisty firecracker a little but he'd prefer to do it in more of a private setting.

"I apologize for my friend. He really didn't mean to grab your fab tushie. The rest of his crazy, well that's pretty par for the course with him. He's a little more cuckoo lately because he's all twisted for another little cutie that is playing hard to get. I fucking love it! Serves Bright right to be driven batshit crazy."

Jae wasn't amused or in a forgiving mood. Whether Bright meant to cop a feel or not wasn't the problem, his lingering hand on his "fab tushie" had been.

"You seriously need to think about getting new friends."

Toota let out a bark of laughter, "Believe me, we've all tried ditching Bright, but he's like a bad dye job, just won't fucking go away!"

"Shave your head," Jae suggested dryly.

"Ooooo I like you!" Toota squealed, "Can I keep you? Please!"

"Sorry, I'm no one's pet."

"Who's your Senior Master? I want to trade," Toota asked with a serious pout.

Before Jae could answer he was rudely interrupted by a recovered Bright getting up close into his personal space.

"Adorable face, I'm sorry. Please, forgive me!" Bright pleaded with his cutie. Wait! Bright tilted his head back and forth checking out the shortie in front of him. Shit! This wasn't his cutie. Bright touched the back of his head and rubbed the tender spot, maybe he hit his head harder than he thought.

"You really seem to have a problem with personal space. Do you really want your ass thrown again... or worse?" Jae threatened softly, rubbing a fist into his palm.