Me: *assigning jobs for a stupid game*
Me: You're Yandere
Friend who I've never mentioned before: DID YOU SAY HENTAI???
Me: WHA NONONONONO NOT HENTAI NOT HENTAI
Friend: HENTAIIIIIIIIIII
Me: AGAHAHCIDKNDJ ICJWJXIOCSKDJCIDIJSHSHS
Other friends: Um what's hentai
Me and Friend: UMMM KEEP YO INNOCENT MINDS OUTTA IT
Other Friends: Wut is it
Me and Friend: UMMMMMMMMM
Other friends: *give up*
Friend: HENTAI
Me: HENTAI
Friend: HENTAI
Me: HENTAI
Friend: *hugs tree* HENTAI
Me: *joins her* HENTAI
Other friends: ;-;
Me and Friend: JOIN OUR HENTAI CIRCLE FOR THE HENTAI GODS
Other friends: ; - ;
Friend: *puts ear next to ground* I THINK I CAN HEAR HENTAI!!1!1!!
Me: HENTAIIIIII
Friend: LEZ WATCH SOME HENTAI
Me: SHOREEEEEEE
Me: I THONK HELLO KITTYS THE BEST HENTOI
Friend: YUP
Other friends: ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
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SKIP IF YOU GET OFFENDED ABOUT RELIGION EASILY
Oh also a little kid (one year younger than me) was preaching about his religion
I don't particularly like him since he's annoying (stop flipping saying you're the "Anime Chosen One" if you can't name ten other anime that aren't the big ones and stop trying to make reasons why you're better than me, kid) so I told him I was unreligious just to bug him
He started saying religious stuff about holy waters cleansing my sins
I got confuzzled
(((((((So that nobody takes this the wrong way, I don't care if you're religious or not. You do you, I wasn't raised in a religious household. Pretty much what I'm trying to say is that you can be religious and I'll treat you with the same respect that I treat everybody with.)))))
(((And I treat everyone with average respect unless they're older than me... Well except my brother, he's a weirdo)))
(Love you brother)
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RandomHeyo dudes. It's the piece o' trashle here. And this is my laifu. Yey.
