I'm Arianna Allumi and I live with two of the best dudes in the world in the Stratford Halo. We live in a 3 bedroom apartment and split rent which isn't that hard when we have jobs we actually enjoy. Well some people don't really count them as real jobs and that's totally fine by me. I make good money off of playing video games, playing my favorite sport and well throwing shade at a group of assholes. Anyways the way my friends and I make money is together. We support each other's channels by giving shoutouts and recording together. Since we are also really nice people despite being lazy and crazy at the same time we like to donate whatever money we absolutely don't need to charities and all sorts of stuff like that- bzzzz -my phone just buzzed.
I grab my phone from my nightstand and hold it above my head. I check the time. It was 1pm. Ugh we already know that Sophie had already did her daily uploads not to mention recorded at very least one video. I was kind of the one that let my channel sit for a day and then upload. I would be organized when it came to like me going on holiday, but if it was an average day I just kind of settled. If there was youtube war going on though I'd be on my best behavior making myself and my group look good. Yup, my group. We call ourselves 'The Peng Bros'. I mean it clearly says what we are, we are all peng and we are bros.
@ThatSophieGirl: @Arlumi Wake tf up, you need to upload your fans are harassing me.
In reply to Sophie Lollians:
@Arlumi: yeah yeah sorry i don't upload twice a day and record twice as much
In reply to Aria:
@AllieHarris: you make her sound like someone...
In reply to Allie:
@Arlumi: it's true @Vikkstar123 is really your parallel self
In reply to Aria:
@ThatSophieGirl: I'll be dancing on your grave if he replies.
In reply to Sophie Lollians:
@Vikkstar123: Did someone say dance party?
In reply to Vikk:
@AllieHarris: holy shit you actually did it 😂
"You bitch!" Sophie yells and it echoes across the hall.
I begin to laugh hysterically. I smile at the fact that I did what I did. Sophie was probably having a little tantrum and quitting twitter for the day. The best part is that our fans were going crazy! Especially the fangirls. They were tweeting me none stop asking if the ship was canon. Lol sometimes I'd reply and say yes, but eventually everyone would clarify I was lying and things would go back to normal. Heart throbbing fans wanting us to get together.
Oh yeah...you don't know. The assholes we throw shade at are the Sidemen and our fans love us the Peng Bros because we all have a kind of similar content? I don't know. I'd say my content is the most similar and then there is Allie with her instruments and vlogs and Sophie and that stupid ringing in my ear, aka her singing. Just kidding Sophie sings like a little angel, but sadly I can't refer to her as little because I'm in fact the baby.
Ok back to the subject everyone has a different ship. Before getting to all of our separate ones, let's talk about JJ. His entitled ass has somehow convinced a lot of his fans that he's slept with all of us. If I were to ever run into him in public, personally I'd sock him. Oh hell no am I taking that from him or will I let him speak about my friends like that. Alright so basically moving to Allie, she's shipped with Simon which is super hilarious because they absolutely hate each other, like if they were in a locked bedroom alone and no one would know what they did in there, it'd be a huge fight and Allie would find a way to slit his throat. Next is Sophie, she's shipped with Vikk. How cute? Haha Sophie hates the ship it's so true though. Lol I ship it even though Vikk is so annoying. He's such a smartass and it gets on my nerves, especially Sophie's. Last, but not least...Josh. I wonder who he's shipped with? HAHA...me. How in the world could I get shipped with him? Only God knows, which is inconvenient for me because Satan is my best friend. Josh is just so no. He's such a dick and his disses are so stupid. There is no way in hell I would go for him. And that isn't even the worst part...the fans...their minds....their minds are as vile and dirty as mine. People say your mind gets better as you get older, personally my mind gets worse and worse. Anyways they like me have dirty minds and you want to hear what they've come up with? Because I normally refer to myself as the baby of my group and because Josh and the others have been calling him daddy they write some morbid fanfictions. Ok so I have expressed that I would call a guy daddy, but like ugh they'd have to be like daddy worthy. I've collabed with Caspar Lee before and there's like a joke where I call him "daddy Caspar". I know it's cringy, but it's honestly the funniest.
Ok for some crazy reason the fans press us to read fanfiction so we normally oblige because they make good videos, but they literally would go crazy if we reenacted them with the Sidemen. I mean personally I hate all of them, but it could be good for like just the views. But...no, just no. I'm not willing to meet them let alone see them right now.
I sigh checking the time again. It was like 1:15 now. I get up and walk over turning on my computer and monitors and begin to upload a FIFA pack opening video. I go to the main bathroom down the hall and take a shower. I begin singing Stitches by Shawn Mendes which had been stuck in my head since yesterday when it came on the radio. As I finish singing another half of a song I hop out to see a mini tripod sitting in a wide open bathroom door.
"Allie! Sophie! What the fuck!"
"Hahaha nice singing, but you should practice with me sometime it could help," Sophie laughs holding a camera in her hands. I go over to get a towel and grab another one just to dry my hair a bit.
"You're a fuck and I hate you. Have fun blurring out my boobs, make sure to use the extra big watermelons on them," I snap and leave the bathroom. She follows me laughing.
"And that was my special prank! What can I say, my channel is based around this kind of stuff," Sophie says smugly and then does her outro turning off the camera.
"I can't believe you've actually done this, do you really want me to get you back that bad?" I smirk.
"Nah, nah no revenge truce?" Her voice cracks a bit on truce.
"I don't think so, now out of my room," I smile sweetly and she closes the door behind her.
Prank war!!! -bzzz- I grab my phone to check Twitter once again it's Sophie.
Haha she better be scared, I know I'm getting her back and I want to get her back good. -bzzz- My DMs buzzed, but that was normal. For some reason I just kind of noticed that it was Calfreezy DMing me. I didn't completely hate him so I went ahead and checked to see what he had to say.
Cal: Hey I heard you need help getting revenge on Sophie?
Aria: Hells yeah, but what makes you want to help?
Cal: Well you are only a floor below us and I can definitely help. I mean I'm not new to pranks.
Aria: Fine, here's my number (---------) so you can tell me your ideas. Go to go for now.
Cal: Alright I'll text you later.
And with that, a prank war would start
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