throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to cut it out
throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
throwing bricks at people to kill them
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How To Be Sarcastic ✓
Random❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONT...