The little assassin (Assassination classroom/ ansatsu kyoushitsu reader insert)

Episode 3: Karma Time

Ara: I love this picture xD

Nagisa: um... Ara-chan, where's Karma?

Ara: N-nowhere! He's getting ready

Nagisa: ok... I hope he's not late, he's on in 30 minutes!

Ara: I'll go look for him! Nagisa start it for me please

Nagisa: um, Ara-chan doesn't own ansatsu kyoushitsu/assassination classroom

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We were outside doing drills for P.E. I of course was waiting for Karma to arrive. 'Hey Ara-chan! where's Karma?' I thought so no one could hear my conversation with Author-chan. (Ara-chan: Heehee... I don't know! I'll go call him *phone rings* Person on the line: MA'AM WE'RE SORRY BUT WE LET HIM ESCAPE! *hangs up immediately* Ara-chan: I think he's walking up right now!) Me and Nagisa looked at each other and sweatdrop at the same time. I then smirk, knowing that she didn't want to let him be featured in this episode.

"Ah, the sounds of exercise echoing across the field on a sunny afternoon. How peaceful. Or so it would be if the students didn't have weapons in their hands." Korosensei sighed peacefully. I walked over to them listening to the sounds of knifes swinging and a red-head walking up the hill slowly.

"Practice swinging your knifes from all eight directions!" Karasuma yelled. He then said to Korosensei, "I'll be in charge of physical education from now on."

"I'm feeling a bit left out."

"Didn't I tell you to make yourself scarce during this period? Go play in the sandbox or something."

"You're so mean, Karasuma-sensei." Korosensei started crying while patting down sand. 'Sorry Korosensei, but I can't change his decisions' I thought, looking at Korosensei and then back to the hill. 'Goddamit Karma! you're as slow as when you're on your period!' "I'll have you know that my students happen to like my P.E. activities!"

"Yeah, right." Sugaya said looking tired. "Your physical abilities are too far out there."

"Don't you remember what happened last time?" Sugino said, looking like he remembered a bad time.

*SECOND FLASHBACK YAS*

"Now, let's try jumping from side to side. I'll show you how it's done, so watch and learn!" Korosensei then proceeded to move from side to side in Mach 20.

"AS IF!" Okajima, Maehara, and Sugino shouted in unison.

"Once you get the hang of it, you can add in some cat's cradle."

"DAMN, HE'S GOOD!" I rolled on the ground laughing like a madman. After Korosensei was done showing them, I got up and walked to the line.

"Come on guys it's easy" I also started going fast. not as fast as Korosensei, but way faster than a normal human.

"WHAT THE HELL (Y/N)?!" After I was done, I smiled at them with a face that just screamed, 'do you have a problem?'

*SECOND FLASHBACK OVER*

"He's in a class of his own." Rio sweatdropped after saying that.

"I'd rather have a human P.E. teacher, thanks." 'Damn Korosensei, that stings...' I thought, looking at Korosensei for a reaction. As I suspected, he started crying while stacking rocks to 'try', I repeat, 'TRY' to make them feel bad. Which didn't faze them at all.

"Okay, let's get back to it." Karasuma completely ignored him... that's some balls of steel right there.

"But is there any point to all this training, Karasuma-sensei? And should we be doing it right under our target's nose?" Maehara is actually making a fair point... for once...