The little assassin (Assassination classroom/ ansatsu kyoushitsu reader insert)

Episode 2: Baseball Time

Ara: sorry it took me so long to update!

Karma: took you too long. Next time you're late updating there will be consequences 

Ara: ( .. ) why you gotta say it like that?

Nagisa: l-let's start the chapter before something happens...

Sugino: yeah! We can't miss my assassination! 

Ara and Karma: *sweatdrop* yes we can... 

Nagisa: Ara does not own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu/Assassination Classroom 

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(Y/n)'s POV

"He makes a point of relaxing behind the school everyday before class, with a drink and an English newspaper he got from Hawaii at Mach 20. Just as reported. Thanks, (y/n)-san and Nagisa" Sugino said.

You may be or not if you watched what happens, but for the people who don't know, you may be asking, why the hell am I in this? Well, sit down and grab your popcorn cause I got a story for you! (*whispers* why the hell are you talking to reader-chan... with out me?!) calm down, and have some cake. (Hmph! Fine since I like cake) Well, it all started in the classroom.

*FLASHBACK BITCHES CAUSE IM LAZY TO TYPE IT ALL OUT*

"Hey Nagisa! I need your help with something!" Sugino asked.

"Hm? What is it?" Nagisa answered.

"Well, I need your help on as-" 

"Assassinating Korosensei without me? You sly devil~" I said sounding offended.

"Well, do you want to help (y/n)-san?" Sugino asked.

"Would I? Of course yes! I would love to see Korosensei screaming in pain!"

*as always cue sweatdrops all around*

"Just kidding!"

"Y-yeah sure. So when do we start Sugino?" Nagisa said.

"Now!"

"Hold up. WHAT?" I screamed.

"Oh and Nagisa, bring your notepad... and *whisper something you definitely don't want to know*"

"Won't she be mad?" Nagisa asked.

"That's why you should do it now!" Sugino responded.

"F-fine... sorry (y/n)-chan..."

"Wait what are you doing?" I said scared.

And then I blacked out. Yep, I guessing that Sugino asked Nagisa to knock me out... THAT BASTARD oops pardon my French. Welp end of story, now back to present!

*FLASBACK ENDED WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?*

"Yep. Good luck Sugino" Nagisa said.

"Go for the homerun!" I said encouragingly.

"You got it! Thanks (Y/n)-san and Nagisa. That ten billion yen is mine!" Sugino replied.

He wound the ball up and threw it. It was about to hit him until he disappeared. 'Oh lord. Hey, a little life lesson for you. Don't ever sneak up on someone. You don't know how they'll act'

"Good morning!" Korosensei boomed "Remember, speak up when you greet someone!"

"G-good morning, Korosensei." Nagisa and I said.

"Embedding those anti-me BB's into a baseball? A fine idea! It wouldn't make the kind of noise an airgun would." Korosensei beamed "However... I had all this time to kill waiting for the ball to arrive, and my cells would fall apart if I touched those BB's directly. So that's why I popped over to the equipment room to grab a glove."