The little assassin (Assassination classroom/ ansatsu kyoushitsu reader insert)

Episode 9: Transfer Student Time

Karma: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN ARA? HOW LONG

Ara: No time for the intro Used Tampon!

Nagisa: HELLA LONG ARI-

Ara: DON'T SAY MY NAME NAGISA! WE'RE STARTING ASAP ROCKY UP IN THIS BITCH

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"(Y/n)-san, what are you doing outside the classroom?" Nagisa asked. I looked up to see Nagisa, Okajima, Isogai, and Sugino walking towards me.

"Is the new transfer student here?!" Okajima asked a little too sudden. I smirked mischievously and stepped out of the way.

"See for yourself. But with what Karasuma said, 'Don't be surprised of what she looks like.'" I walked in with them and stood next to ATFA.

"What the hell is this?" Sugino asked me. I only replied with a smile as she turned on. (Ara: heh, turned on. Ok I'll stop (never))

"Good morning. I will be joining your class today. My designation is Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery. It's a pleasure to meet you." ATFA greeted. "Nice to see you again (L/n)-san."

"Nice to see you too ATFA." I affirmed as she went away. I looked back at the boys to see them surprised and confused.

~Timeskip brought to you by Erza eating cake!~

"As I'm sure you know, this is your new classmate." Karasuma clarified. I noticed how Karasuma was shaking in anger and quietly laughed at it as he broke the chalk in his hand. "Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery-san, from Norway."

"It's a pleasure to meet you all." ATFA spoke and turned off her screen again. I kept my laughter down until Korosensei couldn't stop laughing which made me burst.

"Don't laugh! You're no better than her!" Korosensei stopped laughing, glaring at me to stop. "Just so you know, she's registered here as a student. She'll be sitting there aiming her guns at you, but under no circumstances may you fight back. You're not permitted to harm any of the students, otherwise (Y/n)-san will kill you. That was the agreement, right?"

"I see. So you're exploiting a loophole in my teaching agreement to call a machine my student. Very well. Welcome to the class Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery-san." Korosensei acknowledged.

"Thank you, Korosensei." ATFA thanked.

~Timeskip brought to you by Haru swimming in a bird bath!~

"Now of these three characters here... one of them is already dead." Korosensei explained. Kayano leaned over to Nagisa and me, whispering.

"But how's it going to attack?" Kayano whispered.

"How's what?" Nagisa replied.

"They call it a fixed artillery, but where are the guns?"

"Kayano, Nagisa, get down." I told them as ATFA was loading. They didn't hear me, so I got under my desk, smirking as ATFA opened up and unloaded her rounds all over the room. "She always makes a scene!" I screamed over everyone else yelling.

"Four shotguns and two machine guns. That's a veritable cascade of bullets. But it's just what I've come to expect from my students." Korosensei gloated.

"(L/n)-san, now!" ATFA yelled at me as I got my anti-knife out and ran for Korosensei.

"She's got a deathwish!" Maehara blurted as I tried to land a strike on him.

"And discharging firearms during class is prohibited for safety reasons." Korosensei finished as he batted a bullet away with chalk.

"I will be careful. Preparing to attack." ATFA put away her guns and collected her data as I stood next to the wall. "Recalculating trajectory. Correcting angle. Entering auto-evolution phase 5/28/02."