Ara: let me address a few things before we start. First, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE 800 READS EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW THIS IS A SHITTY BOOK! Okay second, when was the last time I updated?
Karma: LONG ASS TIME AGO
Nagisa: HELLA LONG
Ara: shit... to make up for it I'll update 2 chapters on the same day
Karma: Nagisa, bet you $5 she won't
Nagisa: Karma that's low! I'll go $15!
Korosensei: come on, you can do better than that! I'll bet $50 and my porn collection!
Okajima: I'll bet my favorite porn magazine and $20!
Kayano: I'll bet $50 plus a chocolate pudding!
Chicken nugget: okay, but you'll eat your words!
Ara: Isogai... just start the episode *grabs 2 large slushees, 5 boxes of pocky and sour patch kids* (psst, Lollipop0928 I got the stuff)
Isogai: okay... the lovely Author and her amazing editors do not own Assassination classroom/ ansastu kyoushitsu! Did I do well?
Ara and chicken nugget: such a man! Start the episode!
WARNING: this chapter literally goes 0-100 real quick (you'll be running and then all of a sudden, seducing Okajima and Maehara either with your boobies or butt (depends on the cup size) I am concerned about my mental health after reading a fivesome and someone comments "COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!" And then straight after, writing this book because of the 800 reads and my editor is on my ass about being late sooo, I'm going to update these two chapters and go rethink my life for a few days... wish me luck!
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"First you take the Earth, if you'd so be inclined.
Put a nice, big red bean in Tokyo, just like that.
And another one in Sichuan, China, easy as can be.
Now fly from Dubai to Hawaii, leaving contrails across the sky as you go.
Fly back to Dubai but a different arc, passing the Philippines on the way.
And then!
Fly north and south between Hawaii and and Dubai, changing direction every twenty-five degrees.
That's how you draw Korosensei!"
~timeskips are expressing how done a writer is~
I got into the huge bath with Korosensei, relaxing after a long day (Ara: you're not naked with him, just in a swimsuit.) I closed my eyes for just a second and he already made a bubble bath with the water. "WHAT THE HELL KOROSENSEI?!" Before I could question it further, okajima, sugino, nagisa, rio, and yada walked into the bath.
"Ah, hello, students." Korosensei blissfully said.
"Why a bubble bath?" Sugino asked.
"You're not allowed to add things into the bath." Nagisa stated.
"This is my mucus. It raises a nice, brisk lather and deep cleans stubborn dirt." Korosensei notified.
ČTEŠ
The little assassin (Assassination classroom/ ansatsu kyoushitsu reader insert)
FanficWARNING: May break the fourth wall... or not who knows where I'm taking this weird train The new transfer student has ties with Korosensei from when he was human. What are these ties and how far do they go? (Reader-insert for now...)
