The little assassin (Assassination classroom/ ansatsu kyoushitsu reader insert)

Episode 4.5: Grown-up Time

Ara: This is just me finishing the rest of the episode. So, I don't own assassination classroom/ansatu kyoushitsu. ON WITH THE SHOW!

P.S. I wonder if anyone can find all of the black butler references? (There's a lot like, basically the whole episode is a crossover between assassination classroom and black butler...)

P.P.S. Remember, (...) is still whispering.

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I got to the front of his office out of breath. Before I waltzed in, I put my ear to the door just in case if he was doing the naughty. (Ara: Hey, you don't know what he does in that office.)

"*moaning* Hey, why did you stop?" (Ara: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!) "G-Gakuhō, p-put the knife down..." Don't tell me he's gonna kill her

"Sorry, but I can't let this out that I'm doing this in my office. What kind of principal would I be then?" Are you sure you want my honest opinion? Before I could voice my thoughts, the girl screamed and then there was a small knife stuck in the door inches from my face. (Ara: START THE PRESSES PEOPLE WE GOT US A STORY!) I wanted the full story, so I walked in as soon as I regained my thoughts.

"Hey, Gaku- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?" Blood was literally everywhere. I gagged at the smell of the room. Blood spatter was covering the walls, dead bodies were strewn all over the floor. Grell could blend in with this place and we would never find him again. "So... I'm guessing you had some... fun... last night? I know you never came home."

"I had another meeting with the prime minister again."

"Can you smell that? It smells like BULLSHIT!" (Ara: The smelliest of ze bullshit!)

"Oh, (Y/n)... you know that you come at the best and worst times right?"

I smirked and bowed before saying, "Well, what kind of assassin would I be?"

I felt someone behind me and before I could react, I was knocked out. Before I closed my eyes, I saw Gakuhō, a boy in dark blue with an eye patch, and a tall man in full black with red eyes.

~Timeskip brought to you by my constant yelling in class at the idiots in the back~

What the hell happened to me? I struggled to open my eyes, but they were blindfolded. I tried moving, but my hands and feet were tied up. Am I kidnapped?

"She's awake, master." Ok, who the hell are you, and why the hell am I here?

"Good. Are you (Y/n)(M/n) Asano?" They took off the blindfold, and I was blinded with light. I opened my eyes, and I was in my house?!

"Yes. Who. In. The. Fuck. Are. You?"

"I am Ciel Phantomhive, of the Phantomhive estate, and this is Sebastian Michaelis, my butler." Ok, off to a great start.

"Why am I here? No, why did you tie me up in my house?"

"Your father, Gakuhō Asano, owes 180,000,000 pounds ($243,602,392) to the queen of England." (Ara: And I am the queen of sass bitch what's up?)

"What did he buy?!"

"You." I'm sorry, did I not hear him right?

"What do you mean, me?"

"You were the greatest weapon that Gakuhō made, so he gave you up for adoption to every single rich person, government, and leader in the world. The queen of England won, by giving him 50 billion for you. After 2 years, he got you back by bribing the queen all of the money she gave him, except for 180 pound." And why am I only hearing about this now? Gakuhō you have a lot of questions to answer. They untied all of the ropes to let me stand.