(I'll tell you when to play the song :) )
**WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF 'BITCHING'** (Ara: Ay, that pun was great!)
Ara: Hello everyone! I'd like you to meet my friend that will be helping me type the story!
Melia: Hello peoples! Btw... why is Ara in a maid outfit and Karma is on the floor looking like a bruised banana?
Ara: No reason...
Karma: THAT WOMAN IS A DEMON!
Ara: Everyone knows that already... Melia, would you like to start us off?
Melia: ...sure... Ara and me don't own Assassination Classroom/Ansatsu Kyoushitsu!
Ara: LET'S START THIS SON OF A BITCH!
P.S. (...) means whispering
P.P.S. unless it's (y/n)
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My only day off to spend some time with Korosensei, and he takes me to a convenience store... "Long time no see, Big Teach. I see you brought your... friend?... with you..."
"Yes. Payday's come at last." Why are you lying, Korosensei?
(Now play it xD)*FLASHING BACKS BACKS BACKS*
"(YYYY/NNNNN)-SANNN!" Please don't do this at 7am in the morning...
"What do you need, Korosensei?" I look in the... broken doorway... to see Korosensei with a pleading face.
"Do you have 12,000 yen (about $100)?"
"WHY WOULD I BE CARRYING 12,000 YEN ON ME?"
"Because you're the principal's daughter."
"... fair point" I pulled out a wad of cash from my bag. "Why do you need this much money? I know you have a secret bank account."
"*sputters* W-What do you mean? I-I've never heard of this 'secret bank' you speak of. A-Anyways I need the money for food!"
"No one needs 12,000 yen for food! What are you buying?"
"(white truffels)"
"WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED WHITE TRUFFELS?!" I honestly wanted to smack some sense into him. Who the hell borrows 12,000 yen for white truffels?!
"I swear i'll pay you back! PLEEEEEASE (Y/N)-SAN!"
"Fine, but you have to take me out tomorrow!"
"Deal!"
*SAD AF FOR ENDING FLASHING BACK*
Once we got out of the store, I glared at Korosensei menacingly for an explanation. "W-What?! Japanese cheap snacks are of superb quality! A-And more than worth the effort of disguising myself, I'd say."
"You're an idiot Koro-"
"Stop that!" We look over to see a gang surrounding a girl who looks like... IS THAT IRINA?!
"Aw, just come with us, will ya?" Korosensei looked unstable.
"Korosensei... don't do anything rash..." I tried to reason with him. Failed. "*sigh* Korosensei, remember your deal with the government..." He gave me a nod and slowly strolled over to them.
"But I have to get to my new teaching job!"
"So you're a teacher?"
"Hey, we could use a little tutoring ourselves!" Korosensei was right behind them and they didn't notice.
ČTEŠ
The little assassin (Assassination classroom/ ansatsu kyoushitsu reader insert)
FanfictionWARNING: May break the fourth wall... or not who knows where I'm taking this weird train The new transfer student has ties with Korosensei from when he was human. What are these ties and how far do they go? (Reader-insert for now...)
