Ara: GUESS WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?!!?!
Karma: The second coming of christ?
Irina: Hell froze over?
Ara: No you dumbasses, it's Nagisa's birthday!
Nagisa: It's not really that special...
Ara: It's okay blue cinnamon roll, we hear your cries for being noticed today, so I updated today!
Nagisa: Okay? Well, thank you everyone anyway!
Ara: What an intellectual! Start the episode please!
Nagisa: Okay, Ara-chan and Chicken Nugget-chan do not own Assassination Classroom/Ansatsu Kyoushitsu!
Ara: lets esskeetit!
Key:
*********-- Means the start or end of a flashback
"..." Means they're on the other side of a phone call, or line
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"Mhm Hmm, A class versus class ball game tournament, is it? Cultivating healthy minds and bodies through sports--most excellent!" Koro-sensei looked at the list as Isogai wrote all the names on the board. "However, why is E Class not in the tournament bracket?"
"E Class doesn't get entered into the tournament." Mimura spoke up. "Due to the splendid reason that there'd be an odd number of teams. Instead, we have to play in the exhibition game at the end."
"The exhibition game?" I asked.
"Basically, it's just a spectacle. As the entire school looks on, we get pitted against the Baseball Club and the Girls' Basketball Club." Mimura explained as I got excited.
"I see, so it's the same old same old." Koro-sensei understood.
"Yep." Kataoka commented as I watched Muramatsu, Yoshida, and Terasaka get up from their chairs.
"We aren't sticking around to be laughingstocks. You guys handle it however you want. See ya." Terasaka declared and left as Isogai tried to call them back.
"If it's baseball, the go-to guy'd be Sugino." Maehara chimed in as the whole class turned to look at Sugino. "Got any secrets we can use to win?"
"It's impossible. Our baseball club is pretty strong. Especially Shindō, our current club captain. His powerful fastball has even gotten the attention of the prestigious high schools. A star pupil and a star athlete--it's like, unfair. But you know... I want to win, Koro-sensei." I felt my smile grow hearing the passion in Sugino's voice. "Not just put up a good fight, win. I don't want to lose at the sport that I love. After getting kicked out of the baseball club and coming to E Class, my feelings have actually grown stronger. I want to team up with these guys and win--"
We looked up to see Koro-sensei in all baseball gear and a hat that said kill on it. "So excited! So excited!"
"What the hell Koro-sensei?!" I looked down to see myself in a baseball shirt with a bat. "He's gone into the hole..."
"R-Right. You want to play baseball, too. I hear you loud and clear." Sugino sweatdropped.
"I've always wanted to be the fiery coach in a sports drama. I won't smack you kids around because of (Y/n)-san, so instead, I'll flip dinner tables." Koro-sensei brought up a whole table filled with food as I felt my mouth water.
"You're way too prepared!" Sugino yelled.
"Lately, you've grown more articulate about the direction you want to go in. 'I want to kill.' 'I want to win.' Unwavering, no matter the adversity you face. To reward that spirit, Coach Koro will impart upon you the training and strategy that will allow you to win!" Koro-sensei yelled.
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The little assassin (Assassination classroom/ ansatsu kyoushitsu reader insert)
FanfictionWARNING: May break the fourth wall... or not who knows where I'm taking this weird train The new transfer student has ties with Korosensei from when he was human. What are these ties and how far do they go? (Reader-insert for now...)