AN: sorry for da lack of updated !! I been to rehab to help with my addiction to anime O_o anyways I thought a beach chapper would be funny !! Lol xD they always have one in anime !!! ALSO DETICATED TO HARLEY FINN!! MY DaWG!! I'm so unbelievably upset...
The krisp sun touched Nico and Chodes sun kissed hot tanned body. The sound of there sizzling sweaty abs glistening in da moonlight. MEw they where so nagasaki desu..... Sugoi my tight ass papi. Im ready for it and all dat cummies of it. The day was hot like they're bodies and they were sweaty. OOOh hot tomole !
(WARNING! YAOI! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! THX ^o^)
Chad: hey bro! Wanna surf some waves and get a corndog and you kno... talk about our feelings for each other?( and maybe tap some ass?)
Nico: Yesh a witte boi like me wood enjoy da waves, butt i may need a papi to pull me out of the water if i drown. (maybe i could ge a tiddie suck)
Chad: we can role play! You can be a little boy and I'll be the life gard to give you cpr on da lips ;]]]
Nico: MM hot tomalayyy that soundz finga lickin guddd ^o^
Chad: Okay meet me in the restroom stall in about 5 minutes ;))) dont bring your pants you wont be need it where this dikkk is going !
Nico: HMMMM whatdo you say!? I am not like that! Oh lord, in the name of noble jesus :3
Chad: Hey is dat da ladies i see with my ocular vision? They lookin gud with those pare of double ds.... Or maybe double dicks for nicos case... I mean ! Hey felicia and bree !
Fridge: *walks over out of nowhere* Hey everyone! Ya like my outfit? *gestires to the trash bag she's wering* I got it from Gucky!
Nico: Konnichiwa sama-slut-sei! Gucky!? Ya mean Goochee!?
Fesia: Maybe! I dont know! I got it from goodwil.
Bree: No you mean Goowey. And really goodwill I got my naruto headband at there when the hottopic burnt down back in 2007
Fish: maybe. Thats a pretty good place.
NIco: Holy sardines with a side of clam chowder!! You shure no how to live that vida loka!
Falsesca: You know it! *winks at nico! Goves the stank eye to both chad and bree, who are fighting for the man that she claimed to be her senapi.* I live wildly and danjerisly. Ya dig?
Chad: felicia, can i ask something to you?
Folisa: sure! Shoot and score! Im listenin!
Chad: One. why you got the perkiest titties i eva seen in my life? And two, why are you eating all of those california rolls? Ya gonna get the massives shits later! And maybe some sharts!
Nico: Holde da fone mudda clucka! Her wafffle cone tiddies are for my eyes only!!! I called dibs you baka!
Finiqua: chad, im glad you noticed that ive been drinking my milk. My nanny's grandmother's friend's daughters step-sister's son's tomato told me that if i did, i would have mity perkie ones! But nico, i think you should relise that other boys might (and do!) wanna motorboat me. Dont be jealous! XD
Bree: Fucking weirdo. *slurps slushie* and nobody would Want to tap ya lemon of an ass. My ass is like a bread bowl, yours is flat like a pack of playdoh.
Nico: Desu-san!? What in the ARIGATO are do you doing fo show!?
Feline: Shut up Anal BREEd. You might be hating on me? But really? Vou're the one that showed up to the beach whering all black and skinny jeans. So watch your mouth before i semd you back to god. Ya dig?
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The Bad Boy's Secret
VampireNico Uchiha is the average high school jock: hot body, close friends, good grades, anime club...... but he has a secret. A secret that no one knows about, a secret that threatens his popularity and chance as prom king. Felicia Brown and Bree Go...
