IMAGINES!

A Day in a Life of Ashley (How I Deal with Work Crushes)

John Lennon Lookalike: Sits right in front, gives excellent calls, looks at me when I'm calling.

Me: *thinking while awkwardly talking to a customer* Don't look, don't look... please... Ohhh fuck, I'm such a failure... *wants to melt out of existence*

Paul McCartney Lookalike: Has the most effimimate looks, keeps staring at me whenever I'm around him.

Me: *thinking while trying not to catch his eye* Ohh God, whyyyyyyy? Why me? First John Lennon and now this antique piece, there goes my concentration... Whoosh!

Sexy Trainer: Fair, has the most beautiful cat eyes, everytime any joke happens, catches my eye and giggles happily.

Me: I'm NOT gay!!! *looks at her* Fuck...