The Beatles and A Bit of Queen as Parents

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The Beatles

John: What do you want for your birthday, son?

Sean: A girlfriend who is not crazy..

John: Please ask for something more realistic, son.. Like a dragon?

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Zack: Dad, I'm off to a party...

Ringo: Would u be drinking?

Zack: No..

Ringo: Doing drugs?

Zack: No!

Ringo: Sex?

Zack: No... No...

Ringo: Then why the hell are you even going?

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Queen

If Freddie had a son:

John: Dad! I got my girlfriend pregnant!

Freddie: WHAT THE FUCK, JOHN!

John: M kidding... I failed my Algebra test. LOL.

Freddie: Thank god...

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