Beatles Funny Conversations

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Julian: Motherfucker..

Cynthia: Julian Lennon, no cursing!

Paul: John! Your son wants you!

Cynthia: Paul!

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George: So, how have you been?

Paul: Ohhh good, except for the headache that comes and goes.

John and Ringo: *walk in*

Paul: Oh, look, there it is...

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Paul: John, what if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in spanish?

John: ....

John: Paul, I'm literally about to fall asleep. I don’t need this kind of shit...

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John: I am such an idiot.

Paul: ....

John: ....

Paul: ....

John: ....

Paul: If you’re waiting for me to disagree with you, it’s gonna be long night...

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John: How is the most annoying person in the world doing?

Paul, without looking up from his book: I don't know John, how are you doing?

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Ringo: We were just wondering if Paul’s girlfriend is a girl.

John: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she’s gonna live. Women live longer than men.

Paul: How do you not fall down more?

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