IMAGINES!

Paul's Sass (I Can't Seem to Get Over)

Paul: How long do cats live? Like assuming you don't throw 'em under a bus or something?

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Reporter to Paul: "Wow, you have really gorgous hair."

Paul: "Thanks, I grow it meself."

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George: You two were having sex.

Paul: No, we weren't.

Ringo: Yeah, you were. I can see it by the back of John's hair.

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(John walks in tanned a bit more than he should)

George: Oh my dear god...

Ringo: What happened to you?

John: I went to that tanning salon, Yoko told me about.

Paul: Was that place SUN?