IMAGINES!

PRDNL

Roger: Okay, first things first... Have you adjusted your mirrors?

Freddie: Yes, all three of them *looks into one* and I can see myself having loads of fun... *smiling at his reflection*

Roger: *shakes his head disapprovingly* No no, they are not for vanity... Your rear view mirrors are to help you see to your rear...

Freddie: *jumps and looks at his rear* 

Roger: *sighs exasperatedly *That is behind your car, dipshit...

Freddie: *pouts adjusting the mirrors again* But I wont be able to see myself having fun!!!

Roger: Tsk tsk, Freddie... Driving a motor vehicle is not fun, it's serious business... *sighs* Okay, have your fastened your seatbelt?

Freddie: I was going to, but this outfit wrinkles too easily...

Roger: *growls* Do it...

Freddie: But my outfit--

Roger: IT'S THE LAW! *waits for Freddie to hastily fasten the seatbelt* Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?

Freddie: *smiles* You mean the preendl? 

Roger: The... what?

Freddie: Preendl...

Roger: *trying not to get angry* Are you referring to the gear shift that says, P R N D L?

Freddie: I'm not a child Roger... I know how to spell preendl...

Roger: *getting angry* It's not something you spell, Freddie... It is a gear shift, the letters stand for Park, Reverse, Neutral, DRIVE and LOW!

Freddie: *jumps* You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!!

Roger: *sarcastically* Ohh, I'm sorry.. Let's relaaax and turn on the radio... What would you like to hear Am or Fume? (AM or FM)

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TBC