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Yoko: *finishes singing* How was it??

Paul: .....

Mixer: ....

Ringo: Ohhh cool... They are speechless, see?

Paul: .... *nods* Completely...

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Later when they listen to the track:

George: ..... *speechless for a moment* You know, I've never felt so wild in my life since my grandad took me to the senior citizens' 'Skin and Shirts' basketball game... *pauses* The skin was bouncing more than the ball...

Paul: *irritated* I could have lived without that scene in my head!

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George: I did a bad thing.

Paul: Does it affect me?

George: No.

Paul: Then suffer in silence.

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  [After a leaky night, Paul comes out of his room carrying a bucket]

John: Aw, Paulie, did you have a leak in your room too?

Paul: No, Johnny. I was just milking the cow I keep in my closet. Wow, with only three hours of sleep, I can be as bitchy as you!

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Paul: Well, just tell her you have a lot of work at home.

Ringo: I don't want to lie.

Paul: When you get home, we'll make you clean out the garage.

Ringo: Oh thanks, I owe you big for this one.  

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