A Kind of a Filler...

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Roger: What's it like dating Deaky?

Freddie: I once asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass of ice and said, "Wait.."

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Nobody:...

Roger: trips off a random stone on the pavement swearing at a random passerby for existing

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Nobody:....

Me: falsetto Oohh what a night!!

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Noboby:

Me: dips biscuit in husband's cup of tea

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Nobody:

Me: steals grapes from husband's plate

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Nobody:

Me: Bitch...

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Nobody:

Me: sidles close to the boss Listen... Do you want to a secret?

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Nobody:

Me: eating mangoes

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Nobody:

Loki: hair flip glaring at no one in particular I have been falling for thirty minutes...!

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[on Brian's mother]

Roger: Bri's mum is visiting.

John: What's that pet name she has for you?

Roger: Whore...

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John: [wearing Ringo's pants] Well, the joke's on you, Rings. I'm wearing your pants, and I'm not wearing any underwear.

Ringo: John, the last time I wore those pants, I wasn't wearing any underwear.

John: [pulling off pants] Well played.

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John: [badly hungover] My head hurts.

Paul: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Paul: Johnny... I'm cold...

John: Here, let me get you a sweater, sweetheart. ♡♡♡

Ringo: I'm cold too, Johnny..

John: Want me to set you on fire?
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