Dare #19 (Eren vs Jean)

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"Eren, I dare you to do your best impression of Jean. Jean do your best impression of Eren" - EdwardElric222

Eren: ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?!?!? THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME SH** NOW!!!

Jean: YES!!! THANK YOU EDWARDELRIC222!!!

Connie: Imma record dis!!

Eren: ME FIRST MOTHA F***A!!

Jean: F***!!

*Everyone stares at Eren*

Eren (Impersonating Jean in a funny voice): I'M JEAN!! *wiggles arms in the air* AND I AM A HORSE A**!! *does the chicken dance* I THINK EVERYONE LOVES ME BUT THEY ALL WANT ME TO BE EATEN BY A TITAN!!!! AND I THINK EREN IS AWESOME AND I ONLY REASON I TREAT HIM LIKE F*** BECAUSE I WANT TO BE BETTER THAN HIM BUT I KNOW I NEVER WILL BE!!!! I WAS ALSO A UNICORN IN MY PAST LIFE!!!

Jean: No I wasn't...

*Everyone but Jean laughs their a**es off*

Maya: *Says through tears from laughing so much* Okay okay... Jean's turn!

Eren: *Sits down with a satisfied smile*

Jean: *Gets up in front of everyone*

Jean (Impersonating Eren in a funny voice): *Lies on the ground back down, grips heart area, then uses other hand to dramatically reach for the heavens* OHH HOW I WISH I COULD BE AS COOL AS JEAN AND DESTROY ALL THE TITANS BEFORE I GET EATEN!! WELL F*** I CAN'T!!! I AM JUST A SUICIDAL BAST*RD WHO WILL PROBABLY DIE BEFORE GETTING THE CHANCE!! I ALSO WAS A PORCUPINE IN MY PAST LIFE BECAUSE MY HAIR IS UGLY AS HELL!! MY ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES DRIVE EVERYONE INSANE BECAUSE I CARE FOR NO ONE BUT MYSELF!!!

Eren: You bitc*...

*Everyone but Eren laughs even harder*

Armin: Sorry, Eren. You gotta understand that-

Connie: GOT IT ALL ON VID!! BOTH OF THEM!!!

Jean and Eren: F*** you, Connie!!!

Connie: YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

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