Hey y'all!
I'm gonna be busy Saturday, so I'm updating today.
Ling story short, my birthday is on March 12th, 4 days from now. But because that's on a school day, my birthday is being celebrated with ErenJaegerdatitan, TheBookGuardian290, and another friend of mine on the 9th which is tomorrow, but ITZ A SLEEPOVER WOO! So it'll go through to Saturday, too. (P.S. I have school off tomorrow :)
I hope y'all enjoy this chap!
"I dare the characters to go on a week without doing their hobbies. If they do, they receive awful punishment from Maya. This will be done with my OC Angeline"- AngelSnowz
Maya: YAS HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Armin: Oh great...
Maya: Armin! So you can't read or do whatever nerds do!
Armin: ...
Maya: Eren! You can't turn into a Titan or kill any Titan! And you can't tease Jean either!
Eren: NOOOO!!!
Maya: Jean! You can't tease Eren or... Eat hay?
Jean: The second one is fine by me.
Ginga: LEVI! You can't clean!
Levi: I'll kill you both.
Ginga: Hange, you can't study Titan anatomy! Nor can you do whatever smarta**es do!
Hange: B-BUT, I NEED TO AVENGE SONNY AND BEAN!
Eren: ...da f***...?
*After the other ones are named off*
Maya: Now to call Angeline! *Calls her*
Angeline: Are you doing my dare?
Maya: YUP!
Angeline: I'll be right over.
Angeline: *Arrives*
P.S. they are no longer in the hotel. It's day time and they're in... California Adventure... Again...
I guess...
Maya: ...now what...
Armin: No doing hobbies... Hm... Should we go back to the walls for this one?
Maya: Good idea, Blondie!
Armin: *Clenches teeth* Don't... F***ing... Call... Me... That...
----Epic time skip to when they arrive at the walls cause I'm lazy af-----------
Maya: K. Y'all go off on your own. Don't do your hobbies! I'll be watching you...
*Everyone leaves*
--------------------Later-------------------------
Maya: *Takes a quick peek in the boys dorm window to catch Jean eating hay on his bed*
Maya: *Grins* Caught... *Bursts through door*
Jean: AH!
Maya: CAUGHT YA RED-HANDED, HORSIE BOI!!
Jean: T-This isn't what it looks like...!
Maya: I see a horse eating hay. I don't think my eyes deceive me.
Jean: UH-
Maya: Your punishment? You must sleep in the horse stalls tonight!
Jean: What?!
Maya: Oh, it doesn't end there! You have to share a stall with your horse wife.
Jean: B-BUT-
Maya: IN FACT, YOU HAVE TO GO NOW! TO THE HORSE STALLS!
Jean: WHY?!
Maya: Cause it is a dare! *Smiles innocently* I'll gladly walk you there!
Jean: *Grunt*
Maya: *Walks Jean to his horse wife's stall* Have fun! *Shoves him in*
Jean: I HATE YOU!
Mrs. K: NNNEEEEIIIGGGHHHHH!!!!! Translation: JEAN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!
Jean: ...Sorry...
Maya: *Closes stall* Aww, how cute! Even though he's cheating on Marco and Mikasa
I'M SORRY, I SHIP BOTH 😭😭
Maya: Next... *Looks in Girl's dorm window*
Eren and Annie are seen kissing in the corner of the room
Maya: ...It seems I interrupted something... *Slowly walks away*
Where would Armin be... I SWEAR IF HE'S READING IN THE LIBRARY... *Runs to library and looks through window*
Armin is seen having a conversation with Historia
Maya: ...No book reading here... *Leaves*
Armin: *Looks back at window and sees that Maya is gone* I knew she was there... *Slowly takes out the IT book*
I'M SORRY, I HAD TO!
Christa: *Winks at Armin and gives him a thumbs up before leaving*
Armin: *Smiles and starts reading*
*Maya suddenly appears behind the book and grabs it, lowering it*
Maya: HAHA!! I KNEW IT!!
Armin: GAH! *Whacks her in the face with the book*
Maya: OW! *Falls to floor* BRO THAT BOOK IS LIKE 5 POUNDS!!
Armin: Well, it is 1,138 pages long...
Maya: ...Wow... *Gets up, takes book, and throws it in a fire* TAKE THAT FOR UR PUNISHMENT!
Armin: WHAT THE F***!
Maya: Actually that wasn't it...
Armin: *Sighs* Fine... What's the punishment?
Maya: YOU CAN'T SEE HISTORIA FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!!
Armin: Okay.
Maya: Uh... Why are you so okay with that...?
Armin: Dunno.
Maya: ...alright... *Starts to turn around*
Armin: *Takes out cell phone and dials Historia's number* Christa?
Maya: AH HA! COUGHT!
Armin: Actually Maya, you said I couldn't see her. I'm just talking to her without actually seeing her.
Maya: AH-
Maya: Uhhh.... *Stomps off* Clever little bitc*...
Armin: Wanna face-time?
Christa: Sure!
Maya: YOU CAN'T CAUSE YOU'LL STILL SEE HER!!!!
Armin: Ugh... Sorry, Christa... Nevermind... I'm going to have to call you back...
Christa: Okay...
Armin: *Hangs up, runs over to Maya, and punches her in the gut*
Maya: GAH! *Falls to ground*
Armin: *Stomps back to library*
Maya: Hey, guys. *Cough* please don't kill me but, this will have to be done in a part two... And maybe three...
Sorry! I have to leave for a dinner thing soon. I'll be back at my bedtime, then tomorrow is my bday party. :(
But in PT. 2, more than just two characters will get caught doin' their hobbies. Plus, this gives me time to think of AWESOME punishments!
Oh, and sorry if there were lots of typos in this chap. I'm in a hurry XD
See y'all next Saturday!
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Attack on Titan Truth or Dare
Random2023 updated desc. Please don't read this it's literally so cringey. My sorry ass wrote it in middle school it's so bad please LEAVE. I'm only keeping this up cause it somehow got popular and I wanna show how I've improved my writing over the years...
